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00:22:12
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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No, I meant with the dropper over here.
Excuse me, but this is a purebred, show-quality sphinx cat.
Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist.
...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws.
I'm sorry, the oven mitt really freaked me out.
- I'll see you after work, sweetie. - Okay. Bye.
Sweetheart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you.
...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaw.
It's gut-check time.
How you doing, pumpkin?
I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.
- I just came for the red velvet pillow. RACHEL: Oh, yeah.
I mean, it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and just purr all day long...
Yeah, you almost overreact to something.
- I'm starving. MONICA: Come on, guys. Suck it up.
I don't know who made you the boss. We invent this game.
You talk to him. Make him scare like you, make him a man.
- Tonight. But don't say anything, okay? - I swear. I promise. I promise.
You paid $1000 for a cat when you owe me 300?
I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freak me out.
...and it just flipped out and scratch the hell out of me.
I even drag a string on the ground...
- He shot a bird. - Oh, that is over.
Wow, you realize we've been throwing this ball without dropping it for an hour?
You wake up and oh, yes, she's there.
Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Because if you're not moving forward, you know, you're just moving backwards.
Obviously, you know how to haggle...
Definitely, yes. Let's live in an apartment that we both live in.
...and probably do it eventually anyway.
...see how long we can throw this ball back and forth?
Yes, thank you. Exactly. You want it?
You know, I really want this relationship to move forward.
Check it out. Almost three hours without dropping it.
No, it's actually very sweet. It's very sweet. Look.
Why is it inside out?
- Maybe I should move in with Monica. - No, it's too soon for you guys.
...I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love.
Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws.
When they found the remains of the Mesozoic mastodon...
Well, it was a little extravagant, but I got a good deal.
Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?
Are you insane?
You are useless.
...and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand.
My God, I'm so excited.
- Jeez. - Wow, what an unusual cat.
I think my pants are a little loose.
I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. But maybe it'll be all right.
...and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand.
It's okay. Man, that was close.