Name: The One with the Cop
Released: 2016-10-17
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) slammer

Unless you want to spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
2) fugitive

Harboring a fugitive? That's one-to-three years minimum.
3) sweetie

- Do me a favor, sweetie. Taste this. - What? Why?
4) pivot

Here we go! Pivot!
5) dime

Okay, dime.
6) fingerprint

Your fingerprint were all over my badge so I ran them through the computer.
7) precinct

Wait a second. So, what precinct are you with?
8) loser

Ugh, you kept count? You are such a loser!
9) notch

- What are you saying? - I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
10) meadow

You smell like a meadow.
11) sweatshirt

Is that my sweatshirt?
12) sketch

Look, I drew a sketch of how we'll do it.
13) elevator

Didn't you say there was, um, an elevator in here?

1) flatter

...as, uh, flatter as I am...
2) offend

I would be offend, but Monica is freakishly strong, so...
3) crank

- What are you saying? - I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
4) apologize

Unless you want to spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
5) borrow

Yes, it is. I'm sorry. I borrow it. I was cold. I hope it's okay.
6) smell

Are you saying I smell bad?
7) attract

Are you attract to Monica?
8) arrest

Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You can get arrest.
9) involve

Look, it involve Monica.
10) suppose

- What's that suppose to mean? - Ross.
11) shoot

The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
12) bet

I bet somebody's missing that badge.
13) draw

Look, I drew a sketch of how we'll do it.

1) freakishly

I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so...
2) loud

Closeness, schmosness! There was three of us, for crying out loud!
3) forever

My friend Fritzi's been Number 11 forever. This could be her year!
4) certainly

Certainly think a lot of yourself.
5) quite

Something didn't quite add up there.
6) almost

The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
7) actually

Oh, yeah. It's actually in my bedroom.
8) kind

I kind of had a dream.
9) later

I think that's wrong, but there's a connect-the-dots in here for you later.
10) though

I gotta ask you, though. How did you know where to find me?
11) together

We're, uh, not together.
12) else

Who else is in Vice up there?
13) ever

But you shouldn't. So don't ever do that again.

1) irresistible

Suddenly, through no fault of my own, I became irresistible to her!
2) undercover

In fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.
3) busted

That's right. You are so busted.
4) jealous

...all of a sudden you're jealous that I've become the apartment stud.
5) foolish

I don't like looking foolish.
6) ridiculous

That's ridiculous. He lives three blocks away.
7) bald

Yeah. Sipowitz. Yeah. Big guy, kind of bald.
8) sudden

...all of a sudden you're jealous that I've become the apartment stud.
9) impressive

Oh, impressive.
10) fake

You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
11) drunk

All right, yeah, I'd better take it back. I'm totally drunk with power.
12) weird

Not as impressive as you. I looked at your record and you've done some weird stuff.
13) satisfied

I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.

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