You're a masseuse. You have a table with a hole in it.

"A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?"

Ooh, Joey, could I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?

Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a café?

Yeah, she's gonna be hotter than, uh, peasant blouse and A-line skirts.

See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening.

Yeah, she's gonna be hotter than, uh, peasant blouses and A-line skirts.

Ooh, now I'll get to use my shredder!

I mean, I could write slogan. I mean, how hard could it be, right?

"Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy."

I think it might be time for my sponge bath.

Oh, and what department was that? The, uh, jerk department?

Well, I just lost my erection.

I know you botch that operation on purpose.

I can't say I care too much for the way you've rearrange my office.

...photocopied and highlighted key passages...

It's milk that you chew."

Do you have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine.

...but you moonlight as a waitress.

Wait, I see what's happening here. You're threaten.

Monica warn me you might do that.

Uh, Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?

I'm so good in the scene that I'm steal focus from you.

"Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."

Well, I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up.

Yeah, after you punch that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.

Okay. Right. You're very cheeky for a temp.

I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think.

Ugh, unbelievable. The one thing that's ours.

- Really? That's great. - It's an unpaid internship.

I should tell you that crying women make me very uncomfortable.

Of course, by that time, ties will be obsolete...

Now you're unemployed, and in a little while...

Yeah, but it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start.

Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse.

I mean, it's always gonna be scary when we have a baby.

Tomorrow, uh, I'll bring you a hat, cover up the bald.

Uh, Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?

Listen, sudden change of plans. Um, my maternity leave just ended.