Name: The One Where Monica Sings
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) highroad

Ah, the highroad.
2) birthmark

...uncovering a birthmark right about there...
3) doody

-...because of the doody parasites. - Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.
4) headshot

I'm having new headshot taken tomorrow.
5) bullfrog

[SINGING] Jeremiah was a bullfrog
6) eyelash

- Curl my eyelash. - Yeah!
7) swoop

Swoop. Swoop.
8) anthropologist

And there's an anthropologist atschooL"
9) knuckle

Your knuckle are kind of hairy too.
10) potluck

...who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner.
11) coffeehouse

Just now, there was some woman at the coffeehouse smiled at me.
12) eyebrow

The photographer said she thinks I should have my eyebrow waxed.
13) bronco

You hear keys in the hall and you jump like a bronco coming out of the chute.
14) amoxicillin

What are you taking amoxicillin for?
15) rendition

...much too literal rendition of "I Touch Myself."
16) sissy

I may be a sissy, but I'll still pound you into the ground.
17) parasite

-...because of the doody parasite. - Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.
18) tummy

"Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy."

1) swoop

...so they know you're the funny one. I swoop in with interesting conversation...
2) drown

Would you rather drown or be burned alive?
3) yell

You know when "that's fine" sounds true? When someone yell it and spits.
4) boo

...and everyone boo him off the stage. It was so funny.
5) fade

Could it be a fade rose From days gone by?
6) wax

The photographer said she thinks I should have my eyebrows wax.
7) mess

Oh, God, Ross, this is just so mess up.
8) flip

Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flip out...
9) disagree

No, I totally disagree. I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that.
10) fold

Because I fold it up and put it in my pants pocket.
11) depend

- Well, it depend. - On?
12) sing

- Only if I don't have to get up and sing. - But everybody sing. It's so fun.
13) suppose

- What the hell am I suppose to do?! - I will help you out...
14) hurt

Look, it hurt so bad, I could only let her do one eyebrow, and now...
15) lie

I lie and I'm not sick either! Just stay behind the curtain!
16) burn

Would you rather drown or be burn alive?
17) divorce

Single white male, divorce three times, two illegitimate children.
18) smile

Just now, there was some woman at the coffeehouse smile at me.

1) accidentally

And then the other day on the subway, a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
2) barely

But if she wants to go out there kissing guys she barely knows, then so will I.
3) anymore

...and maybe this just doesn't make sense anymore.
4) everywhere

- I've been looking for you everywhere. - Hello. Well, here I am.
5) aside

Tonight we'll put all other things aside
6) seriously

Our balcony? Seriously?
7) obviously

I mean, you're obviously desperate.
8) definitely

- And you definitely should talk to Ross. - Or...
9) absolutely

- Oh, absolutely. - Oh, good.
10) anyway

Once that spotlight hits you, it's so bright, you won't see anyone anyway.
11) extremely

- Now, this may sting just a little bit. - I have an extremely high threshold--
12) totally

...who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner.
13) exactly

Exactly how contagious is this thing you have?
14) clearly

- In fact, this is the opposite of working. - Clearly.
15) alone

...until she finds the one she wants, and I'm gonna die alone.
16) pretty

I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick.
17) maybe

"Maybe if we put some lights out there they will."
18) behind

This is my business associate Gavin being silly. Come out from behind there.

1) unlovable

I mean, am I so unlovable?
2) huffy

Sure. Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you.
3) interdepartmental

...who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner.
4) brooding

...so they'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding sexy one.
5) sadistic

Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon.
6) girlie

Listen, that was a pretty girlie hour we just spent.
7) impulsive

Maybe that kiss was just an impulsive, one-time birthday thing.
8) illegitimate

Single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children.
9) contagious

Exactly how contagious is this thing you have?
10) upbeat

For my next song, I think I'll sing something a little more upbeat, all right?
11) manly

We should do something manly to make up for it.
12) yummy

"Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy."
13) paranoid

Oh, good. Because I was having a totally paranoid moment...
14) sane

Hey, none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!
15) adorable

Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flipped out...
16) skinny

Fill in the skinny one so I don't look stupid for my pictures.
17) literal

...much too literal rendition of "I Touch Myself."
18) scared

Oh, what's the matter? You scared? You afraid I'm a better singer?

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