Name: The One with the Sharks
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) dangler

...a rabid dog would be feasting on your dangler right now.
2) archeologist

...that he was an archeologist, and that I was this...
3) loins

But, you know, am I ready to take my Grade A loins off the meat market?
4) coffeehouse

I'm Ross. Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse?
5) sniffer

That is so wrong. And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer?
6) moron

...like some kind of unstoppable moron?
7) sweetie

- What's going on? - Sweetie, it's okay. It's okay.
8) bum

...to bum hard when I told him you'd never been in a serious relationship.
9) crocodile

Though they did have something called Crocodile Killers.
10) narrator

NARRATOR [ON TV]: The great white...
11) bastard

You know, that bastard is one smooth-talking freelance kite designer.
12) jolly

- Not if he gets his jollies to Jaws. - Oh.
13) kite

He's a kite designer.

1) unfreeze

...naughty cavewoman who he unfroze from a block of ice.
2) admire

You know, I really admire your whole dating attitude.
3) scare

I think I've been scare by that painting before.
4) swear

...I swear to Lucifer...
5) marry

Well, at least you've been married.
6) bother

Um, you or the four other Mike Hannigans I bother.
7) shake

See, ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shake.
8) celebrate

I've never lived with a guy. I've never even celebrate an anniversary.
9) attach

Your black see-through teddy with the attach garters.
10) divorce

I've been divorce three times.
11) realize

I can't believe I never realize this before.
12) kiss

You kiss me.
13) promise

You promise to love him no matter what.

1) freshen

- I'm gonna go freshen up, okay? - Okay, honey.
2) ahem

How great you are. Ahem, but...
3) ordinarily

See, ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken.
4) halfway

Halfway through our date I realized...
5) accidentally

Look, right before you guys went out, I accidentally got her all upset.
6) differently

Phoebe, I think you'll feel differently when you know...
7) perfectly

...which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place.
8) seriously

Seriously, Gunther. You should see someone about that cold.
9) obviously

And you obviously remember me. Hey, I still got it!
10) definitely

I have definitely been in this apartment.
11) forever

And, you know, that's okay. So I'll just be alone forever.
12) smooth

You know, that bastard is one smooth-talking freelance kite designer.
13) normally

Oh. Look, I don't normally ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses.

1) toothy

Do you want me to fast-forward to something toothier?
2) unstoppable

...like some kind of unstoppable moron?
3) rabid

...a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now.
4) bloated

Although, sometimes if I'm a little bloated, I don't feel that sexy.
5) slutty

Yeah, you're both so slutty, you don't remember who you slept with.
6) embarrassed

And, uh, now I'm embarrassed. Heh.
7) meaningless

...meaningless experience to meaningless experience.
8) ashamed

- Yeah, I have nothing to be ashamed of. - No.
9) awkward

In fact, I'll close my eyes to make it less awkward.
10) worrying

Never even worrying that it doesn't turn into something more serious.
11) fashioned

Yes. Just some good, old-fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action.
12) memorable

Yeah, but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable!
13) awful

- So how'd the date go? - Well, it was awful.

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