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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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That's one-seventieth of a carat.
- Wow, this place is beautiful! - Look at all these paleontologist!
...that Homo ergaster is thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus..."
"And that's just the herbivore. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores.
Okay, I'm sensing this is some kind of wordplay...
- Serve the ball, chump. - "Serve the ball, chump."
"Finally, factor in the profusion of new species recently discovered.
Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
- Open your drape! Open your drape! - So glad we got adjoining rooms.
I don't think your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now.
- The sun is out! - Hey! Remember when I had cornea?
These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
...of the Mesozoic Era, the breakup of Pangaea. Hello?
What, did someone outbid you for the teapot?
The waitress I went out with last month?
...nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
The bartender said they split up into two search parties.
PHOEBE: Well, on the bright side, now we won't have to see...
- And? - I clunk your heads together.
- That's what happens when you meddle. - Phoebe's gonna say yes? That's great.
"Uh, Phoebe, um, I would be honore if, uh, uh..." Spit it out, David!
You can use a speech I memorize for auditions.
...to touch the playing surface, he or she forfeit the point.
Your hand is blister, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable!
Which is ironic, considering their stunt cerebral development."
...things would have worked out for us, and I wouldn't have ruin my career.
- Is it okay if I hug you now? - Oh, yes.
I think it erase your hard drive.
...because I won't be constantly interrupt by Joey...
You've been married more than once?
I punch you.
"Sarah. I dig you."
...which call into question information gather from years of carbon dating."
And while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.
...so you float the idea of a threesome.
Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne?
Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
You're never gonna guess who I just saw downstairs.
We missed our dinner reservation, let's go upstairs...
- Well, thank you, Chandler. Sincerely. - Well, you're welcome.
I may not understand why you have to win so badly...
Look, here's the thing. Lately, I have been having thoughts.
...and most importantly you will have to catch us first.
...because you are pink with barely controlled glee.
...because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey...
"But all kidding aside, in much the same way...
I just needed to know we were headed somewhere.
- Well, you know Phoebe... - Seriously, we're gonna do this?
You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was unbearable.
...but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed.
I mean, the ideas you put forth, and from someone so young and...
Oh, yeah. Wow, I had totally forgotten about him.
Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's Principle...
And then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment...
Chandler. Monic... Oh!
She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous!
...bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century."
I know. There are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow.
Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable!
She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous!
- Wow. This is very flattering... - I would love your autograph.
You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was unbearable.
- What about the obsessive cleaning? - That's just good sense.
Which is ironic, considering their stunted cerebral development."
She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous!
And while I've got you, you've got curly hair.
I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair!
- Man, smart people are dull. - Well, hey!
Which is ironic, considering their stunted cerebral development."
I've been following your career for years. I can't wait for your keynote speech.
MONICA: I can't believe it's raining again. It's so unfair.
- I'm so bored. - Mm.