Name: The One with the Donor
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) repercussion

Is that, uh, repercussion could be huge.
2) surrogacy

...would be surrogacy or insemination using a sperm donor.
3) tastic

Look. He's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic. I mean, he's sperm-tastic!
4) ravioli

I notice you're enjoying that ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth.
5) insemination

...would be surrogacy or insemination using a sperm donor.
6) paleontology

I may get to speak at this paleontology convention.
7) grandparent

No, it's tiring to figure out the age at which all my grandparent died.
8) distillation

...the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
9) gout

Uh, heart disease? Alzheimer's? Gout?
10) beet

Great, because I gotta get out of here. The smell of beet is killing me.
11) hostess

I've always tried so hard to be a good hostess.
12) surrogate

...and she just felt that watching a surrogate would be too hard for her.
13) phoebe

PHOEBE: I'm Rachel.

1) ravioli

This ravioli's delicious.
2) conceive

...our baby could be being conceive.
3) waltz

You know, just the way she waltz in here all smart...
4) audition

Yeah, I was audition for a play, and the producer fell asleep. I...
5) pretend

All right, then you go to that party, and you pretend to be over Mike.
6) sweep

...and just swept Joey off his feet. Nobody else has a chance.
7) smell

Seriously, does anyone buy this? I smell like beets.
8) laugh

Why are you laugh?
9) depend

You know, that depend on what it is. I've done a lot of stuff.
10) hang

- You're not. You're hung up on him. - Exactly.
11) suppose

What am I suppose to do? He's out cold.
12) invite

Ugh, Mike's sister just invite me to a party tonight and he's gonna be there.
13) appreciate

If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.

1) upwind

Oh, all right, stay upwind of me.
2) someplace

...but, um, do you have someplace that you need to be right now?
3) afterward

Afterward, you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk.
4) evidently

...and evidently he wants someone named Fran to "spank him harder."
5) upstairs

Enough said. I'm there for you, man. Where is she, upstairs?
6) frankly

...and quite frankly, a little frightened.
7) asleep

He, um... He fell asleep.
8) fortunately

Wow. Fortunately, she has a very pretty face.
9) permanently

Well, I'm back from Minsk. Uh, permanently.
10) safely

I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work and/or are sick.
11) aside

Aside from adoption, the only other choice is insemination...
12) somewhere

I mean, think about it. Right now, somewhere out there...
13) seriously

Seriously, does anyone buy this? I smell like beets.

1) positronic

...the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
2) inhospitable

I still can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment?
3) subatomic

...the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
4) flattered

You guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight, and I'm flattered...
5) tiring

No, it's tiring to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died.
6) childish

I don't have time for your childish games, okay?
7) slutty

And some slutty lingerie. Slutty!
8) staggering

...of these fossils are staggering.
9) frightened

...and quite frankly, a little frightened.
10) obese

Why not? Just because his great-grandmother was obese?
11) ironic

Wow. Isn't that ironic that he liked you, and now you like...?
12) classy

Okay, you are gonna come back with some very classy clothes. Ha-ha-ha.
13) polite

But, boy, you're both polite.

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