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00:25:17
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Of your lack of responsibility? Your immaturity?
Do you have a hair straightener?
Mommy's boobies?
...and a raccoon ran in and went straight for your muffin. I said:
Really? Let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffeehouse...
You decorate Dad's office and now you're a decorator?
Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear.
ANNOUNCER: Next up is a marching band from Muskogee, Oklahoma.
...I went to the bathroom. When I came back, my muffin was gone. Who took it?
Emma is a product of a bottle of merlot and a five-year-old condom.
Your total disregard for other people's feelings?
You know, this is such a slap in the face. I mean, I'm your sister...
And then I would rise to the occasion. Then I'd get a makeover and get married.
Okay. But you should know he eats a lot and shove pennies up his nose.
- Honey, you stink at lying. - I do not.
I decorate Dad's office.
I swear, it's almost not even worth dating married guys.
- You disappear after dinner. - Did somebody miss me?
Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me.
They said everybody's really piss off at me. And they all got to meet Santa!
Yeah, hang on, one sec. Can I take this upstairs?
I forgot! I'm suppose to be there!
I cannot believe that I invite you here today!
I lie better than that, right?
- Well, you prove them wrong. - Yeah.
The producers are gonna be mad. They sat us down and said:
We see them every day. And truthfully, you don't seem connected to the baby.
- Ross, can I talk to you in private? - Sure, you wanna go upstairs, or?
Was there a child to raise poorly?
But she has nowhere else to go, and she's my sister. She's Emma's aunt.
Well, we haven't officially asked them yet...
No. You both are equally capable.
Suddenly flowers are feminine?
I don't know why this is so hard for me. Lying is basically just acting...
Seriously? It's just these rooms?
That's okay. You're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child.
Everything they said is exactly why I was worried about having a kid. And it's true.
...and a raccoon ran in and went straight for your muffin. I said:
I mean, I finally find a real relationship.
Frizzy, frizzy, frizzy!
No, she was this dorky girl in school who followed Rachel around like a puppy...
I'll be right there, Emma! Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here.
But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date.
Well, what's wrong with me? Am I incompetent?
No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her...
What are you thankful for?
- You have always been jealous of me. - Jealous of what?
God, she is unbelievable.
Suddenly flowers are feminine?
...and I am a terrific actor. - You are a terrific actor.
...since, like, the ninth grade.
- Why can't you ever be supportive? - You want to talk supportive?