Name: King of the Ant Hill
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) graffito

"Celebration of local graffiti artists"?
2) exterminator

from your favorite exterminator?
3) gaga

HANK: I don't know why everyone's so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden.
4) maggot

"The egg hatches into a maggot, which eats away at the ant's brain...
5) shag

Feels like a shag carpet with dirt.
6) petrochemical

Bill, you don't want to be mixing and matching your petrochemical.
7) avocado

Bethany, it does not matter if your avocado are hard.
8) salesman

"Here lives a competent, trustworthy salesman of propane...
9) propane

"and propane accessories."
10) cracker

out of lima beans and Ritz cracker.
11) mister

Well, mister, you have just installed the finest lawn on the block.
12) gesture

This is a very friendly gesture.
13) driveway

I tried planting the ants in your driveway, but they didn't take!
14) bastard

to scare off these red devil bastard.
15) fertilizer

I thought we just came for seed and fertilizer.
16) cuff

Turn your cuff down, boys. And make sure you're zipped.
17) hank

HANK: I don't know why everyone's so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden.
18) heck

How very odd. Now what the heck was that?

1) sug

Oh, sug! We're out of sug, sug'.
2) mow

For God's sakes, the man mow with the grain.
3) dedicate

I have dedicate my professional career to the study and control of arthropods.
4) inject

"The Ford fly inject its egg into the fire ant's head.
5) remind

He remind me of me, before my growth spurt.
6) sacrifice

Oh, God. You sacrifice your life...
7) attract

Why are men so attract to hoes?
8) pour

Damn, I've pour my whole life into this lawn.
9) insert

While I was blacked out, was anything insert into me?
10) cancel

"Local man cancel newspaper subscription."
11) bond

Is he licensed? Is he bond? Is that it?
12) lose

I lost another client.
13) grow

DALE: Organically grow, no chemicals.
14) happen

I just hope Hank doesn't blame Dale for what happen.
15) guess

I guess those twice-a-week sprayings have been doing the job, Dale.
16) eat

"The egg hatches into a maggot, which eat away at the ant's brain...
17) finish

How about at least one margarita before Bill finish them all?
18) speak

Forgive me, my queen, I spoke out of turn.

1) organically

DALE: Organically grown, no chemicals.
2) ecologically

unless it was ecologically safe.
3) barefoot

KAHN: Hillbilly barefoot. Big surprise!
4) personally

I've personally taste-tested each and every household insecticide.
5) twice

I guess those twice-a-week sprayings have been doing the job, Dale.
6) exactly

This is exactly what those environmentalists...
7) alone

Hey, guys, I've kind of got to talk to Dale alone.
8) especially

I especially want to thank Dale Gribble.
9) kind

Hey, guys, I've kind of got to talk to Dale alone.
10) far

Dale, you went too far this time!
11) ever

Not now, not ever.
12) sure

It sure ain't lawns.
13) least

How about at least one margarita before Bill finishes them all?
14) once

Dale, fire ants don't sting you all at once.
15) always

What? No. He's always sprayed my lawn.
16) hard

HANK: I'm gonna kick it hard if you don't come over here!
17) never

I never even got a chance to mow her.
18) again

I can't go through this again.

1) inept

A man who can't keep up a lawn is either inept or stupid.
2) inconvenient

that are inconvenient to man.
3) dang

I don't know, man. Hank's the man. He knows. Dang old Hank's the man.
4) stubborn

Big, white, stubborn ass!
5) ashamed

I should be ashamed to live next to Hank Hill.
6) credible

I'm simply not credible.
7) sudden

HANK: I don't know why everyone's so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden.
8) eco

The government would not let them use the word "eco"...
9) rid

HANK: I did what had to be done. I got rid of an anti-lawn element.
10) sophisticated

It seems the Druids used it as some kind of sophisticated celestial...
11) authentic

You cannot make authentic guacamole...
12) drunk

They'll be drunk.
13) damn

Looks like those fire ants played you like the damn fiddle.
14) odd

How very odd. Now what the heck was that?
15) genuine

offering a genuine apology for choosing my lawn over our friendship.
16) weak

They couldn't bite through cement. They're weak! Like me!
17) stupid

A man who can't keep up a lawn is either inept or stupid.
18) mexican

BILL: Peggy wants me to barbecue 20 pounds of Mexican sausage.

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