Name: The Order of the Straight Arrow
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) chaw

Lord, Bobby. Watch out, son. You've lost more chaw than anybody.
2) sacredness

This trip is about the sacredness of Mother Earth and all she gives us.
3) darter

for the Texas spotted owl, the snail darter, and the endangered whooping crane.
4) preserver

Dad, can me and Bobby bring life preserver?
5) whoop

All right. This here's your whoop-ass stick...
6) snipe

LEADER: Now for the final test. The snipe hunt.
7) whack

And a then whack, whack. We'd go "woo-Ioo-Ioo."
8) carcass

We'll ditch the carcass by the interstate in the morning.
9) snail

for the Texas spotted owl, the snail darter, and the endangered whooping crane.
10) ecstasy

Also, this note, people. The brown herbal Ecstasy is bad.
11) scar

For the rest of your long, miserable life, you will carry the scar of failure.
12) propane

I'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories...
13) sack

I am merely here to enjoy Earth Day and play some hacky sack.
14) troop

Hey, me and Dale are taking Bobby's troop up by the lake...
15) cheek

is a three cheek of down wind, man.
16) oath

Okay. The 24-hour oath of silence starts now.
17) millionaire

I'm gonna live in London, and be a rich millionaire, and have people killed.
18) swear

Son, Peggy Hill knows half a swear word when she hears one.

1) flunk

You flunk the test of silence, Eustace! Give me your silence stick!
2) acquaint

You and I may be acquaint, but we are not traveling companions.
3) suspend

As long as the sacred fire is burning, the oath of silence is suspend.
4) knock

I guess knock a crane unconscious isn't a crime.
5) smell

She smell like Miracle Whip.
6) mess

I want to get all mess up and'll just pollute our minds...
7) survive

Those who survive will be honored members...
8) preserve

WOMAN: Thanks to our efforts, we have preserve the nesting areas...
9) fake

That's how I know Bob Dole's been faking that dead arm.
10) eliminate

And we eliminate 300 logging jobs.
11) damn

Well, I'll be damn.
12) shut

Would you guys just shut up?
13) suppose

It's suppose to be hard.
14) lie

all the tricks and lie from our dads, they were part of the experience.
15) repeat

Do not, I repeat, do not take the brown herbal Ecstasy. Thank you all.
16) teach

He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn.
17) catch

and get out of this park without getting caught.
18) lose

Lord, Bobby. Watch out, son. You've lost more chaws than anybody.

1) almost

Did I just hear what I almost heard?
2) actually

Actually, her big day is the sentencing.
3) enough

if my grades are good enough.
4) fast

Stop fooling around! We've got to bury that thing fast!
5) together

What do you mean "you"? We're all in this together.
6) else

Now, who else is hungry?
7) never

I'll never miss an Order of the Straight Arrow.
8) again

Now, I'll let that pass. But don't talk again.
9) too

I like how you say everything's sacred. That's funny, too.
10) course

Of course we're on the same team. You and me.
11) around

Look at that one, bouncing around in front of God and everybody.
12) even

and fly jets, and maybe even be an astronaut.
13) long

As long as the sacred fire is burning, the oath of silence is suspended.
14) right

I'm gonna put it right here, next to my sewing badge.
15) before

I never met any of you people before in my life.
16) where

where we call upon the sacred Wematanye.
17) most

He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn.
18) next

I'm gonna put it right here, next to my sewing badge.

1) whooping

HANK: My Lord! That's a whooping crane.
2) dang

that dang old hand-in-the-water trick is gonna work every time.
3) crooked

It's got red, glowing eyes, long, crooked teeth, a claw...
4) thankful

Then we should be thankful we got the opportunity to see one.
5) miserable

For the rest of your long, miserable life, you will carry the scar of failure.
6) unconscious

I guess knocking a crane unconscious isn't a crime.
7) anxious

Gosh, Peg, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were anxious to see us go.
8) depressed

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
9) pressed

BOOMHAUER: Give them a little pressed ham.
10) dumb

They're not testing anything except for how dumb we are! It's all a trick.
11) endangered

for the Texas spotted owl, the snail darter, and the endangered whooping crane.
12) rid

We gotta get rid of this bird.
13) sacred

Our rituals are considered sacred and are passed down only in the Nation.
14) herbal

Also, this note, people. The brown herbal Ecstasy is bad.
15) damn

It's just some damn nonsense we made up to fill out the weekend.
16) triple

A Size 16 for Senora Ibenez, Triple E.
17) proud

I saw him waving it over his head, really proud.
18) ancient

There is a very ancient ceremony I learned from my grandfather...

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