Name: Hank's Unmentionable Problem
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) moxibustion

"Experience moxibustion with Mr. Li.
2) polyp

Now what if it really is something serious, like polyp, or worse?
3) laxative

It is a laxative for your father.
4) spoonful

You take a spoonful of bacon grease...
5) buttocks

Mr. Hill, I'm gonna have to ask you to relax your buttocks for me, please.
6) macaroni

Put some macaroni and cheese on there, too.
7) oat

Hey, try a muffin. They are oat bran.
8) tofu

It's a tofu substitute for the tofu-intolerant.
9) intestine

Your father's intestine and lay it out in a straight line...
10) poop

And if I don't ever poop again, well, that's just gonna be who I am.
11) quart

Yes, and we will also take a quart of your brown rice broth.
12) bowel

How long has it been since your last bowel movement?
13) gown

Okay, Mr. Hill, why don't you hop on the table and undo the back of your gown?
14) sausage

So? Good for you. Where's my sausage?
15) dong

[Muttering] Oh, my ding dong dang old. Why?
16) grease

I'm not eating bacon grease.
17) burger

a little piece of that New York steak, couple of them steak fingers, and a burger.
18) hank

HANK: [Muttering] Damn.

1) offend

If any of you were offend by my body, I'm truly sorry.
2) poop

They'll be having you poop just like before.
3) absorb

Food that is not absorb becomes waste...
4) relieve

"Relieves stress and opens the energy channels. "
5) bake

- What are these? - I bake muffins.
6) observe

Would it be all right with you if she observe the examination?
7) warrant

Now, as an actor, I only do nudity when I feel the script warrant it.
8) involve

No, Mr. Hill, when a family faces an illness, all members should be involve.
9) suppose

Peggy, you're not suppose to see this.
10) throw

A walk. I threw my knee out playing touch football.
11) taste

Do you have anything that taste good?
12) push

were push for a whole lot more.
13) forget

Hank, you forgot to flush.
14) grow

Hey, I like this. Can I be a proctologist when I grow up?
15) happen

Hank, it happen to everyone now and then.
16) guess

Well, I guess.
17) speak

But I spoke to his mom, who said the most interesting thing.
18) dream

Hank, I was so scared. I dream you died.

1) silently

I will just sit here silently, alone with my worries.
2) surprisingly

The colon has to twist and turn because it's surprisingly long.
3) obviously

Now, your wife is obviously concerned.
4) apparently

I'm sorry. But apparently your low-fat, high-fiber diet is not working.
5) forever

I just want this moment to last forever, Hank.
6) truly

If any of you were offended by my body, I'm truly sorry.
7) certainly

Well, Mr. Hill, there's certainly nothing going through your intestines that fast.
8) exactly

WOMAN: And what exactly are you seeing Dr. Morley about today?
9) alone

I will just sit here silently, alone with my worries.
10) finally

Finally!
11) actually

or actually I haven't been...
12) far

Good God! That's going too far!
13) fast

Well, Mr. Hill, there's certainly nothing going through your intestines that fast.
14) usually

Well, I usually don't keep track of that kind of thing, but...
15) else

I feel like I've been trying to be someone else lately.
16) ever

Anyway, that's not something you should ever know about your father.
17) sure

It sure is good. Here, Bobby, try some.
18) least

At least drink the water. If you drink enough water...

1) dang

and your dang old bottom, what's gonna get moving again.
2) embarrassed

There's no reason to be embarrassed.
3) frightened

It's normal to be a little frightened, Mr. Hill.
4) embarrassing

a quick recovery for his embarrassing constipation.
5) uncomfortable

I'm just a little uncomfortable from sitting here for so long.
6) ridiculous

Where would you get such an idea? That's ridiculous!
7) educated

But if I had to make an educated guess...
8) gentle

Come on, honey. Look, it is gentle and all-natural.
9) fancy

You got all these fancy machines.
10) damn

Close the damn door. Can't you see I'm in here, Peg?
11) pleasant

The temperature is a pleasant 70 degrees.
12) chronic

Simple chronic constipation can be a symptom of a more serious condition.
13) grown

You can't treat a grown man like a baby.
14) okay

- How are you holding up, Mrs. Hill? - I'm okay.
15) obvious

It's pretty obvious.
16) alive

Hank, you're alive.
17) exciting

Now, this is exciting.
18) usual

Five days, and Hank's usual schedule is every two days.

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