Name: Shins of the Father
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) pone

Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that corn pone, old man.
2) chamois

When I was a baby, he had my mama make me a chamois jumpsuit...
3) sass

Don't sass me, boy.
4) fella

That's woman's work. Ain't that right, fella?
5) bosom

Put an apron over your new bosom, too.
6) gab

Dee Dee, come on out here, and gab with Hank's wife.
7) torpedo

A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom.
8) apron

Put an apron over your new bosom, too.
9) splinter

I got a splinter here.
10) peacock

You're both men. You're both peacock. Remember?
11) propane

I sell propane and propane accessories.
12) lipstick

So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick 30 times a day.
13) buff

and I used to crawl around on the hood and buff it till it shined like Christmas.
14) shin

He lost his shin defending Texas in World War II.
15) troop

A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom.
16) riot

Bobby was sent home from school for starting a sexist riot today.
17) sausage

Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!
18) grease

Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!

1) disfigure

Your father disfigure his own automobile...
2) outdo

You really outdid yourself this time.
3) purr

She purr just like a dang old kitten.
4) swear

Your dad, I swear!
5) disappear

Sometimes, things just disappear for no logical reason.
6) scream

He's got big plastic teeth, he scream all the time...
7) sweat

I work hard, I sweat hard, and I love hard.
8) shine

and I used to crawl around on the hood and buff it till it shine like Christmas.
9) dig

Dang old John Candy, John Belushi, night before they dug their graves.
10) attract

The blood attract sharks.
11) suppose

but there are a lot of other things that I'm suppose to do.
12) wash

I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house.
13) lie

But I knew Uncle Sam needed me. So I lie and signed up.
14) divorce

Your wife divorce you.
15) wake

I just woke up.
16) rush

So I rush them. But it was a trap.
17) decide

Hank, Bobby and me have decide he's gonna stick vegetables up his nose.
18) lose

He lost his shins defending Texas in World War II.

1) barely

Hank, the boy can barely reach it. Lower the pinata so he has a chance at it.
2) loud

For crying out loud!
3) overseas

I can sleep in a drawer, after what they did to me overseas.
4) certainly

He certainly won't listen to me, now, will he?
5) alone

PEGGY: Leave him alone. He's a good helper.
6) sometimes

Sometimes, things just disappear for no logical reason.
7) actually

Actually, Luanne fixed it.
8) enough

And when you're older, I hope you're lucky enough to find a girl...
9) sure

My dad sure knows how to take care of his cars.
10) always

Fat kids are always the funny ones.
11) hard

I work hard, I sweat hard, and I love hard.
12) never

Bobby, never make fun of your grandpa's legs.
13) again

Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that corn pone, old man.
14) too

Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.
15) around

and I used to crawl around on the hood and buff it till it shined like Christmas.
16) much

Dee Dee is 39, thank you very much.
17) even

Oh, yeah? Well, Luanne hates him, too. That means we're even.
18) long

How long have you been here, Cotton? I didn't notice you...

1) flamboyant

See, he's a big, flamboyant character, like a peacock.
2) unspoken

but because of a mutual, unspoken agreement...
3) sexist

Bobby was sent home from school for starting a sexist riot today.
4) subdued

More subdued and drab.
5) dang

Dang old John Candy, John Belushi, night before they dug their graves.
6) pedal

I'll go rig up your pedal extenders.
7) promising

Well, now that sounds promising.
8) foul

foul-mouthed old man to spend another moment in my house.
9) attractive

You will never know if you are attractive.
10) genuine

It's a genuine Winchester 20-gauge shotgun!
11) latter

in the latter half of the 20th century.
12) stupid

How many times I tell you, stupid?
13) okay

You're sure it's okay for me to be out of school today, Grandpa?
14) mutual

but because of a mutual, unspoken agreement...
15) proud

Bobby, I'm proud of you for what you did at school today.
16) plastic

He's got big plastic teeth, he screams all the time...
17) smart

Classy and smart, like Peg.
18) poor

Peggy, the poor guy just wants to spend time with us.

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