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00:21:53
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
1011
It's really just ice milk with carrageenan added for thickness.
That's kind of an overreaction to a little harmless necrophilia.
...served with a teriyaki glaze and sticky rice.
It doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures.
Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials?
Please. You might as well have been two iguana with no dewlap enlargement.
-No. -Did you buy generic ketchup?
Like, "Hey, the waitress is hot. I bet we could get her to come home with us. "
No change in respiration, pupils undilated, no flushing of the chest.
Okay, look, if Leonard finds out that I lied, I will absolutely die of embarrassment.
RAJESH (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE): Stripper-gram.
Secret-keeping is a complicated endeavor. One has to be concerned...
Which, by the way, compared to you guys, approaches warp speed.
It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag.
...and I didn't want him to think I was some kind of stupid loser.
See, this man here is playing Hacky Sack, and this girl's gonna be a paralegal.
-Our soup of the day- -You must release me from my oath.
Interesting. Her jaw are clenched. No tongue access.
We just got back from that exhibit of those plasticize cadavers.
It was a joke. Yeah, I was subvert the conversational expectations.
Either the reason is predicate on a series of sub-reasons leading to regression...
-Please, I'm beg you, go to sleep. -I'm trying. I'm counting Catwomen.
They exploit my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.
I know what's been bother you about us, and I have the answer.
Well, I'm glad that's settle.
How dare you?
-What's with him? -Koothrappali dump him on me.
That's why I was refuse clearance for a government research fellowship...
We went to dinner, we talked, we laugh, we kissed.
No, I meant has he ever been involve with someone who wasn't a brainiac?
...who felt so insecure, that she lie to him about finishing community college.
...why your relationship with Penny crash and burned...
Like, "Hey, the waitress is hot. I bet we could get her to come home with us. "
You promise me you would keep my secret...
Mom smoke in the car.
No, it's like, "This fish taste bad...
No change in respiration, pupils undilated, no flushing of the chest.
-Right. No. I'm lactose intolerant. -Right.
So, what you're eating is not technically yogurt.
Sadly, that's my home-run swing.
No lumbar support whatsoever.
...but exist between you and Penny, a person to whom I barely speak?
...or it tracks back to axiomatic statements, or it's ultimately circular...
I'm perfectly comfortable sleeping on a bouncy castle.
-... where, obviously, none exists. -No, I didn't.
...he'll eventually get bored with me?
Okay, look, if Leonard finds out that I lied, I will absolutely die of embarrassment.
Most of your work is extremely derivative.
Also today we have a fresh-caught Alaska salmon...
One more question. Perhaps I should've led with this:
Actually, I'd say she's a poor man's Madhuri Dixit.
-Yeah, there kind of does. -Not necessarily.
...because she's afraid she's not smart enough for Leonard.
See you later, Leonard.
By comparison, Madhuri Dixit is a leprous prostitute.
Some of those skinless chicks were hot.
...or it tracks back to axiomatic statements, or it's ultimately circular...
I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu conversation starters.
-Right. No. I'm lactose intolerant. -Right.
Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials?
I'm constitutionally incapable.
...who felt so insecure, that she lied to him about finishing community college.
That's kind of an overreaction to a little harmless necrophilia.
Well, I assume you're not referring to digestive regularity.
...and tic, the involuntary muscular contraction.
Don't be ridiculous. You love trains.
I didn't do anything. He's just gone insane.
...an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?
Most of your work is extremely derivative.
Yeah, FYl, the hot water is inadequate on Machine 2, so colors only.
...he'll eventually get bored with me?
Because I've come to learn that such inquiries are inappropriate.