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The Big Bang Theory » Season 2 » The Lizard–Spock Expansion
00:20:13
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
479
Nouns
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1)
brisket
-I've had her brisket. Melts in your mouth. -Mm-hm.
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2)
lasagna
If I knew you were waiting, I would have swallowed that lasagna whole.
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3)
breakup
Yeah, my roommate. She just went through a bad breakup.
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4)
badness
Star Trek V is the standard against which all badness is measured.
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5)
subtraction
Simple subtraction will tell you it's six better.
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6)
mitzvah
Or in this case, the bar mitzvah boy with pink eye.
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7)
gall
I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel.
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8)
neg
-What are neg? -A neg is a neg compliment...
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9)
propulsion
...and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion.
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10)
insult
Wait a minute, so the eye patch and the insult worked?
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11)
peacock
Oh, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage...
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12)
fingerprint
Erase the hard drives, grab the tapes, wipe our fingerprint off every surface and run.
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13)
metaphor
I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement...
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14)
lizard
...rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock...
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15)
ditch
I got the Mars rover stuck in a ditch.
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16)
scissors
...Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard...
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17)
bowel
I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel.
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18)
curiosity
Just, uh, out of curiosity, did he ever have a shot with you?
Verbs
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decapitate
...Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard...
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2)
vaporize
...Spock vaporize rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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3)
decease
...in which you are for all intents and purposes decease.
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4)
disprove
...lizard eats paper, paper disprove Spock...
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5)
smash
...Spock smash scissors, scissors decapitates lizard...
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6)
crush
...rock crush lizard, lizard poisons Spock...
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7)
interrupt
I'm sorry, I totally interrupt you. What were you saying?
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8)
poison
...rock crushes lizard, lizard poison Spock...
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9)
knock
HOWARD (SHOUTING): Really? Is that what you do when someone knock?
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10)
intend
I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intend.
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11)
refuse
...and otherwise refusing to acknowledge your existence.
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12)
arrive
Plus, I understand you have to be next to the vehicle with your card when they arrive.
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13)
involve
I believe the appropriate metaphor here involve a river of excrement...
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14)
throw
...that throw a pretty woman off her game, like:
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15)
forget
You know what? Can we just forget I said "DEFCON" and go?
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16)
happen
-What happen? -Howard's at the Mars-rover lab.
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17)
dress
I'm not dress to receive!
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18)
guess
-Okay, I guess we have to turn to plan B. -What's plan B?
Adverbs
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inarguably
...is inarguably the best?
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2)
unfortunately
Unfortunately, we'll never know who's responsible.
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3)
normally
"Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth, but on you they work. "
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4)
exactly
So, what exactly do you want us to do?
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otherwise
...and otherwise refusing to acknowledge your existence.
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6)
outside
MRS. WOLOWITZ: You're gonna have to play outside!
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actually
Actually, I was just checking my e-mail.
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8)
kind
Yeah, um, listen, I have to kind of sneak out for a while.
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9)
half
Oh, and if anybody should ask, you're half Jewish on your mother's side.
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usually
These things just happen. Usually not to me, but they do happen.
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ever
Just, uh, out of curiosity, did he ever have a shot with you?
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12)
sure
No, I understand. Sure, we can be friends. Absolutely.
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13)
least
SHELDON: Will you at least stipulate that Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home...
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14)
always
...Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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15)
never
Unfortunately, we'll never know who's responsible.
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again
Oh, did you get pink eye again?
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17)
too
Some people say too much.
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right
Uh, okay. Okay, we'll be right there.
Adjectives
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ectoplasmic
The cold breeze is a so-called ectoplasmic issue...
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engorged
...or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters.
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disembodied
...of a disembodied soul passing by.
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quintessential
...at another quintessential Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock moment.
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staggering
...that has staggering implications for all mankind.
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unclear
ANNOUNCER (ON TV): It's unclear how the Mars rover got into the crevice...
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ridiculous
That's ridiculous. Why are you cooperating with him?
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insane
Are you insane? The guy was wearing an eye patch.
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memorable
You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable.
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distinctive
You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable.
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11)
disappointed
-Yeah. Lisa's gonna be disappointed. STEPHANIE: Yeah.
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distant
...play with $200 million government projects on distant planets?
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brilliant
Oh, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage...
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stupid
Yeah, just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the Dumpster.
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okay
-Howard, is everything okay? -Yeah, baby, I'll be right in.
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alive
Leonard, Stephanie, you're alive. It's a miracle.
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unable
...they will most likely be unable to determine the cause...
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dear
Dear God, no.
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