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00:21:14
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
505
And "kreplach."
and a brassiere caught my eye.
NORAD? You're using military aircraft?
So based on our triangulation,
I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.
A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.
-Individual relish packets? -Yes.
was an embarrassment.
-Is my hamburger medium well? -Yes.
Like she didn't know we were nerd?
If you guys keep going along with his insanity,
It's a sports metaphor.
Shrimp Caesar salad with no almond
Apologize. Never.
Well, what a thrill.
Any alteration except for breaking news
You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,
a nuclear reactor in Siberia.
I rescind your strikes
and you betray that trust by sending me Internet banality:
I reiterate: knuckle under.
The entire nation dedicate a decade of effort and treasure
You violate my rule about forwarding email humor.
I dare you
Then you're not invite to our wedding.
Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl,
There, see? Problem solve.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.
Ooh, strike three.
and a brassiere caught my eye.
You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,
And a large number of people will believe it never happen.
Yeah, I guess.
This recorded message is alert you
Who touch my...
transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again?
so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly,
Well, actually, technically, you did do it.
Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.
Can I sit wherever I want?
I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.
Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.
Earlier this evening,
-Is my hamburger medium well? -Yes.
but deep inside your heart,
Well, actually, technically, you did do it.
then fine, I'm "creepy."
All right, yeah. I-I'll play along.
They all live in a house together.
I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.
At least put it on mute.
you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.
And a large number of people will believe it never happened.
Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"?
unpleasant.
and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.
At least put it on mute.
Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure.
Are you insane?
And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion
We're not encouraging.
They're gorgeous.
I've done some stupid things.
She's tall than all the women in my family combined.
Isn't it obvious?
Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out,
Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.
which is the result of extensive debate and compromise.
Oh! "Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.
I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.
but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,