Name: The Euclid Alternative
Released: 2021-01-19
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) novus

You know, a Homo novus, if you will.
2) overpass

...flew off the overpass, and one thing led to another.
3) anthropologist

No, that's for anthropologist to decide.
4) bungee

And they won't let you lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
5) retina

Did the laser accidentally burn out your retina?
6) roadway

"When are roadway most slippery?"
7) friction

...to static friction between the tire and the road to zero.
8) amplitude

Examining perturbative amplitude in N = 4 supersymmetric theories...
9) ounce

...by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.
10) hassle

I don't want any hassle with the fuzz.
11) ignition

Okay. Now, what you wanna do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive.
12) objection

If you're not going to slow down for the speed bumps, I withdraw my objection.
13) learner

Here's your learner's permit. Go away.
14) crow

Euclid Avenue is shorter as the crow flies, but it has speed bumps...
15) covenant

...is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.
16) gentleman

SHELDON: Good morning, gentlemen. -Hey.
17) madness

This madness has to stop.
18) nut

Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nut.

1) evolve

I'm clearly too evolve for driving.
2) rename

In most towns, First Street eventually gets rename to something else.
3) interrupt

I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupt your morning prayers.
4) adapt

I adapt from something a friend designed for the Army.
5) succeed

I didn't try, I succeed.
6) argue

Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?
7) engage

I was otherwise engage.
8) quit

No. I quit.
9) ace

Aced it.
10) alarm

But for some reason, it alarm the other passengers and I was asked to de-bus.
11) shift

Okay, now shift into drive.
12) decide

And it's because we care about you that we've decide we have to speak up.
13) finish

But you finish your experiment a week ago.
14) perform

Studies have shown that perform tasks such as eating, talking on a phone...
15) pick

Oh, damn. I pick the wrong side.
16) reduce

...or drinking coffee while driving reduce one's reaction time...
17) install

That's why the manufacturer install that light, to let you know it's not fine.
18) appear

Is that why I appear to be in Fallujah...

1) biologically

...how does the biologically superior Homo novus get to work...
2) amazingly

Remind me to compliment Wolowitz on the software. It's amazingly detailed.
3) digitally

Before it was digitally remastered.
4) accidentally

Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
5) hereby

Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand...
6) eventually

In most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else.
7) slow

Slow down. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes.
8) otherwise

I was otherwise engaged.
9) recently

Didn't you recently state that you and I are friends?
10) actually

Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine.
11) often

Leonard and I often use our commute time...
12) far

...are stopped by police far more often than any other color.
13) else

In most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else.
14) ago

But you finished your experiment a week ago.
15) ever

...have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors...
16) less

...which increase point-to-point drive time, making it the less efficient choice.
17) never

Albert Einstein never had a driver's license.
18) again

Do you wanna go again?

1) plebeian

...the plebeian task of driving is because I'm not meant to.
2) perturbative

Examining perturbative amplitudes in N = 4 supersymmetric theories...
3) stagnant

Just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up.
4) reckless

I'm sorry. I'm finding your reckless nonchalance...
5) ultraviolet

...leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties...
6) asleep

Leonard's asleep.
7) standardized

A car length is not a standardized unit of measure.
8) lateral

...have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors...
9) evolutionary

...that I'm farther along the evolutionary scale than the average human.
10) pale

You know the pale blue of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber?
11) integral

...is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.
12) distinct

...as to say that I represent a distinct new stage in humankind.
13) theoretical

I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding...
14) triple

And RadioShack. There's a sale on triple-A batteries.
15) tough

Ooh, very clever. That's a tough one.
16) casual

Is there some new kind of casual Friday I don't know about?
17) capable

...I'm not sure I'm capable of performing diagnostics.
18) quiet

How about we just have a little quiet time now?

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