Name: The White Asparagus Triangulation
Released: 2021-01-19
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) suture

I might have gone with a mattress suture instead...
2) pheromone

...is secreting the pheromone associated with ovulation.
3) lactose

...why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?
4) asparagus

I have a craving for white asparagus that, apparently, is destined to go unsatisfied.
5) intolerance

...why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?
6) estrogen

Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and progesterone...
7) ape

...and, apparently, female primates- You know, uh, ape, chimpanzees, you.
8) genocide

So that's all you've got? Apocalyptic genocide and "Go easy on the cologne"?
9) intercourse

If the two of you engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction...
10) precursor

...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.
11) cavity

...and there it is, clear as day, right in the guy's chest cavity:
12) moose

By making constipated moose sounds?
13) rejection

How do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?
14) rival

...it would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival.
15) steak

FYl, I was defrosting a steak in there.
16) internship

Where did you do your medical internship?
17) triumph

Are you currently sharing in the triumph of some local sports team?
18) helicopter

When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.

1) destine

I have a craving for white asparagus that, apparently, is destine to go unsatisfied.
2) undress

...where the women undress when they smell it?
3) fart

You had a little cheese dip, you fart. I thought it was cute.
4) bleed

Uh, no, I'm not- I'm bleed.
5) relieve

...you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.
6) mock

It's not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?
7) defect

During which she defect to North Korea.
8) interpret

...which laypeople naively interpret as falling in love.
9) hack

You hack my Facebook account?
10) smell

...where the women undress when they smell it?
11) punch

Would it work if I just punch you in the face?
12) succeed

No, I didn't try, I succeed.
13) destroy

You've destroy this relationship.
14) engage

If the two of you engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction...
15) involve

See, of the handful of women Leonard's been involve with...
16) suppose

Do you understand that this was suppose to be a date?
17) slip

I discreetly slip off the other earring...
18) throw

...earlier this evening, she threw a digital sheep at some guy named Mike.

1) discreetly

I discreetly slipped off the other earring...
2) technically

Mm, technically not a fruit, but all right.
3) briefly

I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball...
4) hereby

...you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.
5) perfectly

You seem like a perfectly pleasant person.
6) apparently

I see. Apparently, my earlier inquiry...
7) exactly

Specifically, I need to know exactly what Leonard did that caused you...
8) alone

You're sitting in your apartment. It's late. You're alone.
9) actually

Yes, actually, it would, but let's see how the lid goes.
10) along

My apologies. You've been sitting in it all along.
11) enough

I'm not strong enough, Leonard. You'll have to do it.
12) currently

Are you currently sharing in the triumph of some local sports team?
13) together

If I have any hope of keeping them together, I need data.
14) ago

This is something I long ago came to peace with in my role as the beta male.
15) ever

...she's the only one I have ever found tolerable.
16) once

Answering the question once and for all why Wolowitz bailed out of medical school.
17) always

Always nice talking to you, Sheldon.
18) never

And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.

1) indecipherable

I'm sorry I'm late, but your companion left the most indecipherable invitation.
2) banal

...it's more palatable to preface it with banal chitchat.
3) palatable

...it's more palatable to preface it with banal chitchat.
4) impromptu

...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat.
5) apocalyptic

So that's all you've got? Apocalyptic genocide and "Go easy on the cologne"?
6) unfit

...you are deemed unfit, and I hereby relieve you of your command.
7) menstrual

Where are you in your menstrual cycle?
8) awkward

But I'm given to understand that when you have something awkward to discuss...
9) unsolicited

It's my understanding that an unsolicited gift of food...
10) biochemical

If the two of you engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction...
11) geometric

Based on the geometric progression...
12) inevitable

How do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?
13) insane

Are you insane? Now she's gonna think I'm desperate.
14) blunt

The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?
15) rival

Now, this effect is intensified when the rival female...
16) viable

...and, suddenly, even Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate.
17) foul

Because, frankly, you've been in a foul mood since I sat down.
18) surprising

He's got it, and that's not surprising.

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