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00:21:39
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Mouthwash, lotion, body wash, shampoo and conditioner...
Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?
Purr, purr, purr
--Without emotional entanglement, that seems imminently practical.
I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs and hatch larva in my auditory canal.
I have to stop at the drugstore to refill a prescription...
Third is assorted pheromone. Tread lightly.
Oh, sweetie, you really don't have to.
That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer.
Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.
...and getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger.
You're the milk thief.
Mouthwash, lotion, body wash, shampoo and conditioner...
...I may open this $20 jar of peanut and end it all."
- Were you in the original trilogy? - Yes.
Mouthwash, lotion, body wash, shampoo and conditioner...
...and all-you-can-eat shrimp for 3.95?
And finally, its main ingredient is paneer...
Assuming one is afflict with such.
Then her call waiting beep, and she was gone.
But who knows what goes on over here when he pretend your mail was misdelivered?
Mmm. What smell so good?
She dump me.
What I've observe, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate.
She's from the mean streets, where they shoot from the hip and keep it real.
There was a tall man from Cornwall Whose length exceed his bed
I realize you're also on your own tonight.
I bet he's someone from Babylon 5. We're never gonna get it.
That you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours.
Look, imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with...
Well, uh, they shift my schedule around at the restaurant, so my hours are different--
What's wrong, Superman? Locked out of your big ice thingy?
Oh, Howard's losing it.
I went in there a few weeks ago, and you guys weren't home, and I forgot it.
Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night.
--Without emotional entanglement, that seems imminently practical.
...gambling addiction and sexually-transmitted diseases.
My body fits on it, but barely upon it There's no room for my big Cornish head
Hang on, I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.
What exactly does that expression mean, "friends with benefits"?
I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions--
And finally, its main ingredient is paneer...
You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp...
Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
It's in a galaxy far, far away.
- Aren't you leaving for your booty call? - No, it was something else.
I went in there a few weeks ago, and you guys weren't home, and I forgot it.
I bet he's someone from Babylon 5. We're never gonna get it.
Hello, again.
Why can't we be "right now" people too?
Of course I had feelings for her. I saw her naked for God's sake.
Hang on, I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
Just stay the beautiful unspoiled American flower that you are.
Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, I just don't see it.
You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp...
USA Today calls them "Exuberant fun for the whole family."
...I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer.
If I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham City...
My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."
Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?
...and go skinny-dipping down at the crick.
...E.M. Sniokering's beloved children's book, The Tall Man From Cornwall.
Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly.
...of the English language folksy and charming today.
In your entire life, how many gorgeous women have walked up to you at a bar...
I'm curious about the whole social construct.
PENNY: Really? Are you drunk?
I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions--
...then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response?