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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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I'll get you rolled-up newspaper on the snout
Oh, Quagmire loaned me this book called the Kama Sutra.
Your vomit tastes weird.
All right, sweetie, let me just spit on my hand,
(gasps) Look at the size of this scar.
That's what happened with the Kennedy assassination.
You're a jerk, Glenn Quagmire.
And, well, prize pumpkin from the county fair,
Oh, God, I bet that diaper is soaking wet.
who was dancing with your cousin?
I'm sorry, gentlemen. Despite our best efforts,
coming to terms with his own sexuality.
Bombay is sperm city.
Also, if I gave you a sandwich,
Peter, these candles are getting wax all over the floor.
(scoffs) I don't care. Throw it in the garbage.
You can shoot a Mexican for using a water fountain.
for being such a pig all the time!
One minute, I freshen up first.
What the hell, you weirdo?
Hey, toot, you know why I pulled you over?
Doth the magistrate know what you're doing tonight?
♪ E is even more than anyone that you adore can ♪
Ah! Get away from me, you creep!
You bastard!
I hereby declare this public park
One of these days, you're going to get what you deserve.
attach to your hip?
we'll be shut down operations
and ever since I got ban from the arcade,
See, you're suppose to be already gone.
I recognize that hysterical tone of voice.
Oh, God, I bet that diaper is soaking wet.
and I promise my bosses a fresh kidney.
Your vomit taste weird.
Hey, toots, you know why I pull you over?
desperately trying to give me a muscular soldier?
From now on, I'm gonna do things differently.
I hereby declare this public park
Yet, somehow, things didn't work out.
She's basically a boob on a leg at this point.
but I can certainly do six.
because it will be your last day alone.
in the Internet, and we're finally going to meet.
Hey-ey, Carol. I almost didn't recognize you
Really? He seems kind of lame.
Oh, I fix later.
Hold it together, Quagmire.
than anyone else in this room!
I don't know why I didn't do this years ago.
and ever since I got banned from the arcade,
Okay. Sure, Sandy!
that everyone's always talking about.
we've never done before.
Do you want any of his oversized mallets?
desperately trying to give me a muscular soldier?
(whispering): She had cervical cancer five years ago.
Uh, am I a dull white guy?
that'd be neat.
Dumb broad left her electric tampon warmer.
Permission to begin a day of epic lovemaking, sexy lady.
about that Victorian stripper.
Oh, honey, I'm so excited to finally meet your girlfriend.
She calls me drunk every Valentine's Day.
My God, she's incredible.
from the weird sleep-breathing thing I have.
Those are tough to get into.
That's okay. Isn't Consuela coming today?
Definitely pretentious.
Oh, come on! You're all just mad
You're an old bag. You're blind.
To Catch a Predator Who's Proud of Being a Predator.