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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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business trip was just a bunch of baloney!
Ew, there's a toenail in this.
where a scheduling snafu forces the governor to decide
(chuckles) Hey, what do you got going on down there, Quagmire?
I'm a falconer now.
You think so, you dirty, rotten cheater?!
The beak? Okay.
That's right, fella, I'm gonna meet her.
Rodents. Now if you'll excuse me...
(giggles) Nothing at all, sweetheart.
Oh, my God! Tampons and groceries?
It was like an instinct, you know?
All right, let's get this going, sweet cheek.
different from the ones at the supermarket?
There's Meg and Dummy and Big Head.
So, what makes these shampoo
PETER: lam here.
Peter, can't you just use Sock Lois tonight?
I got a wrapped scramble egg.
Indeed, a force to be reckon with,
you'll look like an explode Hot Pocket.
Aw, you scare him out the front.
whose sidecar motorcycle you stole yesterday.
Admit you got a rodent in there.
You cheat on me! Lois!
I suppose you did fall for me pretty hard.
And I also lie about the giant chef's hat.
Joe, Joe, you realize what you're telling me
You bet your sweet ass I am.
To me it... it just prove
Lois, I'm so glad you decide to try this.
I could buy pots and pan at Williams-Sonoma.
Um, you want to see some pictures that I drew?
I-I felt like I found some part of me that was lost.
No-- well, yes-- but also I got discover today.
What just happen?!
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Joe, you telling me not to has no effect on me whatsoever.
Lois barely wants to do it no more.
somehow knew you were my soul mate.
Besides, anything that comes out,
Meg, I want you to have this sad-sounding fart.
Yeah, the family's kind of falling apart.
Unfortunately for you, that man is very, very Jewish
that we're truly meant to be together.
Indeed, a force to be reckoned with,
'Cause there certainly ain't any in here!
Yes, I know exactly what that feels like.
It's almost 6:00.
Hey, Lois, me make drive time to super fun Clam
Hey, Lois, let's go outside
Well, actually, Lois, that's a species of bird
Peter, the power was within you all along.
Hey, Joe, how often do you have sex with Bonnie?
Scatterbrained governor.
I don't know. Some kind of supe bird.
very obscure European commercials.
It is. I'm fond of the series,
I had explosive diarrhea.
You think so, you dirty, rotten cheater?!
Oh, looks an awful lot like
doesn't mind the Persian birds next door.
L-I know it seems sudden,
Yeah, Peter, get rid of that thing right now
I can get you steady work with a voice like that.
No! Sock Lois doesn't feel authentic to me anymore.
that's known to frequent domestic birdhouses.
with noble Quagmire and wheel-monster Joe.
that you're stupid and that you're no good.
That's okay, Lois, we got a wonderful family.
Peter, that falcon looks pretty dangerous.
I'm real proud of you.