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00:21:35
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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The one perp who meant everything to me.
Like switchblade-wielding white guys
a room just so you can keep a weirdo Beautiful Mind room?
Quagmire and I will help you bring this guy to justice.
I don't want to eat lo mein
This just in: Wanted fugitive, Bobby "The Shirt" Briggs,
Well, how does the supermarket run out of parsley?
you're gonna need someone who's very good at disguise.
about this Briggs thing, and that kind of bum me out,
So, that's his dresser? Yes.
A police spokesperson was quoted as saying,
he's maintained over the years is with a stripper named Tanya.
Yeah, the bastard's making a break for it,
Boy, it'll be satisfying to finally slap the cuff
Well, first, she has a very active bowel.
Aw, this guy has sugar cereal.
Well, how does the supermarket run out of parsley?
Let's make scalding asphalt angels.
I was molest by my dad.
I infiltrate your heroin operation.
Yeah, people are starving in Africa,
I think he bled out.
Okay, now spit in your own mouth.
You get me the guy who's been rub his butt
And then we dug the bullets out of that Iraqi family's skulls
You should be out there arrest the real criminals.
I had almost gather enough evidence
so they couldn't be trace back to us.
I'm suppose to be the gift table
(sighs) I lie.
longtime fugitive Bobby Briggs has escape from police custody.
We're gonna be bang so many hot chicks
his crimes, has finally been caught
Yeah, we did it! But we lost Briggs.
I've spent the last 15 years
What happen?
but still, I'd been undercover, tracking his operation
Briggs reportedly escaped during a prison open house,
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
You're damn right, I do.
You kill a cop, they'll put you away forever.
Absolutely not.
Sometimes the security's pretty lax.
his crimes, has finally been caught
Otherwise, you're smashing feces into her genitals.
instead of going after Briggs?
I had almost gathered enough evidence
across from the park, apartment two.
Guys, I can't thank you enough for what you did.
His whereabouts are currently unknown.
because they're so far from the case,
Once, about 20 years ago. Why?
and I've been in this wheelchair ever since.
Boy, it sure is nice having Mr. Quagmire's cat around.
Lois, she is a purebred Persian.
There's a Chicano heritage festival.
I must have hit the femoral artery.
My undercover name was Swansonson.
I lied because I was ashamed of the real story:
that I let a vicious criminal get away.
as a lame gimp with an annoying-voiced wife.
Yeah. And look, she fell asleep
I'm telling you, the Founding Fathers would be
between bisexual men and homosexual men.
very disappointed in where their country ended up.
"Duh, I'm a dumb cop.
with a very distinguished career.
Wow, Quagmire. That's incredible.
Look at that weird nose.
BRIAN: Stupid cat!
Geez, Joe, you okay?
it's gonna eat you alive for the rest of your life.