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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Hev, guv, what's goin' on?
I've been yo-yoing a turd for the last 20 minutes.
There's a bunch of bulldozer out there.
Quagmire, when a girl says she doesn't want
If we don't lose our virginity tonight,
meet our new teammate!
Oh, uh... you have what we call a "closed casket face."
in a standoff with authorities.
I mean, as long as we got a place to drink and a restroom
And all the booze is still in there.
Horace was a good bartender and a good guy.
Where's the thing? Where's the catheter thing?
where the waiter doesn't say, "Good order."
All right, chick batter!
Just put some blush here and here.
I just don't think a good way to start a screenplay is,
Eli, you threw for three touchdown today,
It's where the three of us made that suicide pact
supersede your long-standing hotness.
all of your Mr. Potato Heads, I swear.
Horace owe more than this place is worth,
Just like Kathleen Turner forgave her mirror.
We interrupt this program
So I borrow your bra.
that they were tear down his bar,
ANNOUNCER: Only a half a point divide our top two competitors
a newly transform tomboy
My lawyer has advise me not to answer that question.
Guys, this is where we belong.
I am so hung over.
...and I shoot monkeys now.
I wake up with blood on my penis pillow.
or else I'm throw away
Look, I bet you could squeeze through that window.
I promise a kid in the hospital I'd hit a home run for him.
Sorry if you're gross out by this.
But luckily, when I'm hung over,
I accidentally walked into a Spanish picnic.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
She's practically a guy.
I'm sorry but The Drunken Clam is permanently closed.
We ain't goin' nowhere.
of guys we barely know,
and he fell apart.
JoJo? No, she's my neighbor. I've known her forever.
Why, certainly.
(slurring): I was just gonna... that's exactly.
Perhaps there are some men who would like to say a few words.
Styrofoam coolers behind when we leave?
You know, Stewie, this is actually a good park.
and I'm getting kind of tired of my old job.
inside a Quahog bar, and are currently
Our roots go back further than that.
holding this friendship together.
Good. 'Cause there's nothing an unstretched middle-aged body
And to brain-damaging venereal disease.
Would you stop being so uptight?
Not overly affectionate.
Everything we try to do sober just ends badly.
It is a spectacular cut, superbly seasoned
of a very uncomfortable studio audience.
likes more than explosive movements.
I'm gonna go insane
Listen, I just feel awful about this.
We have a lot of dumb cops here.
I'll be very vulnerable to predators.
Peter, why do you look so nervous?
Now, is everybody drunk? (others react affirmatively)
It is a spectacular cut, superbly seasoned
It's these damn wool pants.
was a rough one for us.
in a funeral car.