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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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you fat, low-life slob!
Cabbage, tater, spinach and peas.
that you've got the mettle to be one of us.
Hey, I've got moxie, too! Watch this!
so I'll blow my burp the other way.
LOIS (in distance): Hey, everyone, I made brownie!
Your low-brow antics no longer amuse me, Griffin.
Oh, my God, my old harmonica!
there ain't no rules in a tickle fight.
And that means me and the other jock
(chanting): Lettuce, carrots, peppers and peas.
Urn, I'm from Quahog, Rhode Island.
(chanting): Lettuce, carrot, peppers and peas.
Cabbage, taters, spinach and peas.
but that old painting of my ancestor in the attic.
(chanting): Lettuce, carrots, peppers and pea.
Look, I'm having brunch tomorrow with my grandparents
Cabbage, taters, spinach and peas.
Pewterschmidt, you imbecile!
before she was defile by that hairy olive-eater.
and I like watching poor people scramble
They were the ones who invent the buckle on the hat.
Just ask the Sugar Smacks frog.
I ditch the car and jumped on a passing train.
Don't yell! His parents were slaughter by yellers.
I sha't! You must.
I'm sorry I scream
Hey, guys, I just bump into Carter Pewterschmidt outside.
Are your doors unlock?
(sniffs) but suddenly it smell like John Popper in here.
I'm dig a hole under the fence in the backyard.
Peter, why don't you and I grab some air, huh?
a grill cheese sandwich after this.
Oh, you know what, hang on, I left my harmonica in the tub.
and Duke of Lacrosse Team already arrive two hours ago.
Well, I suppose I could talk to Barrington.
the exceedingly wealthy and very important
Terrible. I accidentally backed over a kid
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Unfortunately, removing it would require
Absolutely not. That's a waste of money.
Well, perhaps I should take my thong elsewhere.
(Italian accent): Finally, we make'a da dreams
and I could almost deal with the noise,
Hey, guys, I just bumped into Carter Pewterschmidt outside.
Oh, there is one more thing, actually.
Yeah, I kind of like it.
Soon, very soon.
Is that gay enough?
Usually people just find me awkward.
No, no, no, th-th-that's something else.
and Duke of Lacrosse Team already arrived two hours ago.
This has been the gayest vacation I've ever had.
Yeah, and-and he once made me
with the venerable Carter Pewterschmidt.
Usually people just find me awkward.
to get back at our Armenian neighbors.
Like those backwards-knee birds.
a big backward-knee step in the opposite direction.
most luxurious leather chair in the world.
I know it seems unfair, but, hey,
Oh, my, that's-that's surprising.
We're shooting bald guys under five-seven today.
I'm gonna play this really loud tonight
to make you fancier than Barrington,
Oh, you know, I was so desperate there for a while,
Look, Carter, you can't be that surprised.
You want weird food wrapped in weird leaves?
a big backward-knee step in the opposite direction.
They've been the most elite family
I use Stewart Griffin Facial Cleanser.
That'd be pretty tough to pull off.