The reason my bedpost is so shiny.

Lot of drumroll for nothing.

I just hope it doesn't cause awkwardness,

Oh, sorry, am I taking up the whole armrest?

Oh, he's a snooze-juicer.

I'd like a hotdog with ketchup and some Jell-O, please.

not as a way to outdo some imaginary antagonist

Peter, you want another waffle?

but you're not me, are you, sweetie?

Sure thing, honey. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck them!

I suggest you take your dope and go elsewhere!

Oh, fine, I'll keep it in my bum.

Can I have a well-done burger with lettuce and tomato?

♪ 'Cause we're in the aisle

You taught me how to hunt squirrel

Well, obsession's not such a bad thing.

Can I have a well-done burger with lettuce and tomato?

on the agreement with the sanitation union?

Can I get two eggs, scramble, on toast?

And, Kent, I owe you an apology, too.

with poison cheese,

Yeah, the person I'm attract to

And, uh, call me if you get arrest.

You refusing to do what a sane woman would do.

when the squirrels trick me into eating the cheese.

With the Earth destroy, we're the only two humans left.

Yeah, that's... that's not suppose to be there,

I lie when I told you that Chris wanted to sleep with you.

but then realize he's gay.

I promise Janice I'd take her shift.

You taught me how to hunt squirrels

and I always assume he was straight.

(laughs) I pass you 'cause you lose focus!

I mean, it won't matter once I explain to him

"Dear Diary, just discover the music of John Denver.

I heard what happen.

Bye, overzealous Asian kids

That's my sarcastic way of saying it's not gonna happen.

I didn't think this was a date. Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed!

Sperm finding a fertile egg.

Oh, my God, are you still obsessed with Kent?

You refusing to do what a sane woman would do.

Oh, no, it doesn't have to be awkward,