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The Family Guy » Season 13 » Quagmire's Mom

00:21:38

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) gnar

Some "gnar-gnar."
2) boner

All right, now help me grind their horns into boner pills.
3) quagmire

Hey, Quagmire, sorry to bother you,
4) rapist

of my child rapist friend!
5) bosom

I keep all my important papers in my bosom.
6) retrospect

Well, in retrospect, she did ask a lot of questions
7) sweetie

Here, sweetie, I'll write you a check.
8) hamburger

Small hamburger, too.
9) savior

of our Savior, and ask that you
10) atheist

Aren't you an atheist?
11) instinct

My misguided carnal instinct are the result
12) skateboard

And did you put a skateboard in the washing machine?
13) robe

Why do you hide it under that robe?
14) forgiveness

and tell me to seek forgiveness!
15) bastard

No, I'm not his mom, you little bastard.
16) oath

Officer Swanson, I'll remind you that you are under oath.
17) eternity

You know what else lasts an eternity?
18) nonsense

I've had enough of this "Justin" nonsense.

Verbs

1) urinate

Well, it's when you urinate in a condom,
2) kneel

Oh, he's gonna be kneel in front of a lot of guys,
3) renounce

Your Honor, I have renounce my sinful past,
4) mush

He's the one that mush hisself on a child!
5) injure

Aah! Meg, I'm injure!
6) plow

How about I plow her in the limo and have her home in 20 minutes?
7) nurture

They nurture them and protect them!
8) choke

And I'll think of you whenever I choke on a link sausage.
9) apologize

You've never apologize once for the way you raised me!
10) beg

I beg to differ.
11) abandon

Brian abandon his own son, by the way.
12) owe

I owe you, Max.
13) pretend

pretend it's a man.
14) dare

How dare you come in here
15) smell

I smell gas!
16) quit

I quit my job, man!
17) shut

It's like the rest of the world just shut off,
18) wash

and have been wash in the blood

Adverbs

1) faux

So... you're saying we should give them all faux-hawks?
2) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
3) legally

to legally change your name back to "Peter."
4) obviously

I've obviously caught you at a bad time.
5) forever

Okay, here's the field! Good-bye forever!
6) instead

but instead release him to my custody so that I,
7) actually

It's actually just Peter Griffin.
8) kind

Geez, this "Justin" phase of Dad's is kind of weird.
9) soon

I-I'll see you real soon.
10) enough

Okay, enough! No more help!
11) later

I need 'em later for park soccer.
12) though

Well, you'll tell me if I get it, though, right?
13) usually

It's usually somebody pushing your skull in the dark.
14) else

Aw, come on, man, you didn't ask anyone else to do that!
15) ever

You ever get in the pocket of a wave?
16) once

You've never apologized once for the way you raised me!
17) never

Wow, I never noticed that!
18) again

Could you put him back so I can push him out again?

Adjectives

1) carnal

My misguided carnal instincts are the result
2) misguided

My misguided carnal instincts are the result
3) underage

Did you have sex with this underage girl?
4) awful

It was awful.
5) rid

Oh, y-you better get rid of that
6) loud

Want to go to a loud concert?
7) impressive

And an impressive amount, I'd say.
8) intensive

No. I think they need intensive therapy.
9) surprised

I haven't been this surprised since we went
10) statutory

Quagmire, I'm afraid you're under arrest for statutory rape.
11) weird

Your heartbeat is weird.
12) rough

I had it pretty rough growing up.
13) judicial

Our judicial system is so broken.
14) loose

She's the one who brought four loose Sierra Nevadas.
15) sad

Mr. Quagmire, your story is a sad one,
16) tough

Ooh, I like when Dad talks tough.
17) grown

Oh, come on, Quagmire, you're a grown man,
18) okay

Oh, that's okay.

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