New here? Create a new Account
Move to the previous cue
Move to the next cue
Increase size of captions
Decrease size of captions
Translate current cue
00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
36
Would you have any problem convicting a kraken?
You need a little freshen-up?
this largemouth bass!
but with way more weirdo grinding up against your wives.
"to witness Glenn Quagmire's 1,000th sexual conquest
SweeTarts, Jolly Ranchers, and the like.
(buzzer sounds, door opens and closes)
You can help me with some chore.
Oh, sweetie, did you get a boo-boo?
and I didn't want to admit I was a coward.
Aw, did you spill juice on yourself, sweetheart?
(indistinct chatter, music playing)
and out his stupid Irish fudge knot.
Now, Peter, I'm out of cracker,
as a vengeance-crazed Albert Einstein.
I thought I was here to watch normal intercourse
Oh, sweetie, did you get a boo-boo?
and out his stupid Irish fudge knot.
Yeah, except I got molest in the House of Mirrors
Get your tubes tied, you kook!
run it through the test before you embarrass yourself.
It was sad. That's why I fib on it.
Um, first, I've been summon to be a potential juror,
What about that time we snuck beers into the opera?
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH
Oh, big Dumpster-- that-that remind me,
Oh, that tear it!
I also steal small items from 7-Eleven.
These are all of Quagmire's women organize by country.
Yes! You've destroy us!
Stay tune for the thrilling conclusion of this story,
She's my mother. We're suppose to be a team.
"You and a guest are cordially invite
No. Wolves must be torture.
Liam Neeson has begun shoot his latest film.
You said you kick his ass.
you know, very famously, as having released a kraken.
'Cause someday, I'm gonna kick his ass.
His new project is reportedly an historical epic,
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
You're damn right, darlin'.
And besides, my week as a helper mommy is done now,
What could you possibly do for me?
Normally when we do those, there's-there's, like, a joke.
Oh, I certainly hope no one sees Landon's mom bobbing for Stew.
Sometimes a lighter.
Yeah, they almost wouldn't print that at Kinko's.
I actually have been to Connecticut one time.
We'll raise your bail money as soon as we can!
Peter, you're never gonna get close enough to Liam Neeson
You keep going, though.
Uh, hey, not so fast!
Oh, sorry. I thought you were gonna ask something else.
If you were ever face-to-face with Liam Neeson,
(indistinct chatter, music playing)
and ask strange men to pee in your cupped hands.
I'll be as irresistible to her as wood is to a woodchuck.
You guys must think I'm pathetic.
you followed through on your drunken ravings.
Will Stewie stop being jealous of his mom or something?
a whole, uncut grape.
It was very funny and enjoyable, so what I need you to do is
Oh, Stewie, you're upset.
What? He's a fake tough guy. I could totally kick his ass.
Prospective juror number 17, the defendant is a kraken.
I'm weird.
It was sad. That's why I fibbed on it.
What? He's a fake tough guy. I could totally kick his ass.
and out his stupid Irish fudge knot.
with the most dangerous thing in the world for a toddler:
With my smooth talki... ta...
and out his stupid Irish fudge knot.