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00:21:40
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
67
♪ Pasta, meatball, Joe DiMaggio ♪
Uh, six fire hydrant, but they are unavailable.
Quagmire, you got to get this.
you were always a douche,
She's a two breast, one ass fixer-upper.
Very good macaroni and cheese, Mrs. Sullivan.
The foundation is totally out of whack.
WOMAN: Affluent means rich.
You find some sucker to buy it, and I'll make you partner.
You're a born salesman.
If you think you got the chop for it.
I'm a jerk.
and you got a tight squeeze, but it-it ought to fit.
Aw, man, that's gonna leave a big hole in their lineup.
Great! I'll get the paperwork.
I'm a millionaire, Joe's a war hero,
It's got a nice porch.
You need me to clean out your litter box?
What's for dinner? I'm starving.
MAN: Nestled somewhere between the ocean and your imagination:
All right, I warn you.
I'm glad I bump into you because I've been meaning
The harbor is poison.
Oh, wait, a-are you bother by sorority noise, though?
Damn it. Brian screw me.
They belong to some badass.
What? Then what am I suppose to do?
All right, Quagmire, now when you introduce us
♪ The whole world smile with you ♪
that the previous owners were murder in this house.
He sells me nitrous at wholesale, I bang his wife.
But now that you mention it,
Quit drilling; you already struck oil.
Third quarter projections indicate our sales
Well, I'm not really permit to say.
I don't know what happen.
Luckily, it didn't.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
catering exclusively to the affluent.
MAN: Nestled somewhere between the ocean and your imagination:
Slow down, Quagmire.
They are previously claimed.
Sometimes I just bite it like this.
as we move forward into the next fiscal year. Aah!
♪ Laughing outside, crying down below ♪
Thank you, but I'm actually 42 years old.
Oh, wait, a-are you bothered by sorority noise, though?
Those places are going very fast, though.
thanks for not laying into me like everybody else.
This has to be the stupidest thing you've ever done.
but at least you came by it honestly.
I once beat a real estate agent in a game of chess.
you were always a douche,
Brian, we can try to make you feel a little less repulsive,
underpriced waterfront property
I'm a selfish and pretentious jerk.
human money on a deformed animal.
He sells me nitrous at wholesale, I bang his wife.
the world is an abrasive place.
Now, I am obligated to disclose
Now get the hell out of the bar, you pathetic son of a bitch.
I'm ashamed of myself.
Every other divorced mom at my kid's school is a realtor.
Uh, that's not credible.
so let's try to be supportive.
That was just awful, Chris.
a Persian guy would say is a little much.
Anyway, I am flush.
Uh, six fire hydrants, but they are unavailable.
(hissing): Precious.
They're spectacular! You look like a movie star.
I've had a rough day.