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00:21:32
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Hey, kid, I need that toboggan!
I just ordered nacho, but good luck, Peter.
I'm saying, Jesus, we are gonna help you lose your virginity.
All right, listen, fella, your game is confusion.
I'll probably just reheat some ramen and watch Grey's Anatomy.
Now, I'll mostly be hitting on waitress
A hydration plan for people who overheat?
You're an atheist,
But you! You're a liar, Jesus!
Oh, Rupert, you're such a sneak.
♪ Pulsing through my vein ♪
Your 2,000-year-long cold streak is about to come to an end.
so she won't have to deal with that nonsense.
just a bunch of general guideline.
You're making this whole thing crude.
Oh! Aw! Son of a whore!
You requested a variance to build a hot tub off your garage.
Doesn't the Bible say not to covet thy neighbor's wife?
Ugh, another pucker anus.
A hydration plan for people who overheat?
I've only graze it once and that was with a running start.
Not that I wasn't tempt.
you died for our sins and ascend into Heaven,
All right, guys, let's not get discourage, okay?
A-Are you okay with someone who wander the desert,
I swear, I'll be sensitive and gentle.
I even forgave the man who murdered my son.
Seems like you folks learned the lesson I intend.
And I'm all like, "Oh, you deserve better."
Jewish guys are supposed to be swim in tail.
Oh, is that suppose to be funny?
Nah, he just acts lonely and lie about being a virgin
I realize I don't want other people
I even forgave the man who murder my son.
I am throw you the best birthday party ever.
You bet.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
isn't your birthday sometime soon, too?
Sir, what you're describing is precisely Mr. Bahama's vision.
And besides, my dad always spends Christmas
Oh, yeah, we definitely need some women there.
That's exactly right!
Oh, look, Jesus, you shouldn't be alone during Christmas.
I sometimes go down there,
Sorry, I was up late last night. (chuckles)
She's almost ready.
Can-can you let me outside?
Actually, I never left.
Well, I felt kind of bad about how we left things.
isn't your birthday sometime soon, too?
I'm not gonna go to the doctor though.
to meet a lot of chicks fast.
Yeah! I-I mean, maybe not them, but somebody else.
who are too young and thin to ever be interested in me.
Hitting on them in a kindly, genial way?
and is very expensive and inconvenient for all my friends.
How's that food, dum-dum?
What?! I am outraged!
Ugh, mall food courts are so depressing.
This is kind of embarrassing,
(soothing Tasmanian Devil gibbering)
a whole festival of muddy boobs.
and be rude to everyone for no reason.
as special and memorable as it should be.
No, in a threatening, creepy,
You can always tell which fathers are disappointed
I'm not even real. Merry Christmas.
All right, you guys, Jesus's birthday party is gonna be epic.
I swear, I'll be sensitive and gentle.
Ow! That was a loud crack!
Yeah, I know it's nothing fancy,
Plus, being myself isn't that impressive.