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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Now let me just pay the busboy and we can get out of here.
at making fettuccine Alfredo,
Pigs eat slop, Lois only cooks it.
with a scrotum so close to your mouth?
I hope you all eat turd and die!
Wasn't being a pediatric oncologist enough for him?!
Um, her dumper?
QUAGMIRE: No! (boos)
Great. And you fella shouldn't pull any punches.
He said, "Mayonnaise."
And what about those drugstore glasses?
Um, I'm maybe gonna go use the restroom
You know, Peter's challenging the stereotype
You used some of my magazines for your fake ransom notes.
That's what a rooster says, not a wolf!
I was wearing lipstick and a wolf suit.
Lois tried to give CPR to a kid at a wedding once,
I never wanted a cub!
Well, they centralize it, that we know.
and when she knelt down,
Fine, fine, you want to get trample in your living room?
♪ Tightened our belts ♪
But they invent comedy.
She let Alan Ackerman smack her in the back
She kind of annoy me.
GUEST: Oh, my God! Somebody stab the groom!
JOE: Ladies and gentlemen and people who have wander in
Roasted!
If it doesn't go perfectly, she'll be crush.
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Hey! You requesting a song or ordering some slice meat?
they tear you to shreds.
Just like I figured out who was steal my lunch at work.
and maybe a gross microwave sandwich.
Oh, boy, I'm blend right in with you gals.
who laugh-screams really loud at restaurants?
that's been digitally repurposed to be part of a new song?
she accidentally high-heeled her own stink hole.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
If it doesn't go perfectly, she'll be crushed.
You could be a black guy if your ding-a-ling wasn't so damn tiny.
Besides, I got to get this little man in the tub.
so if you think you know her from somewhere, that's where.
knowing that eventually you're gonna have to be
They most certainly do not!
Leave him alone!
instead of howling at the moon tonight,
Especially yesterday when we all got mammograms.
but I'd be about 15 years too late.
so she knew it was actually happening.
All right, that's kind of funny.
I guarantee you that as soon as you leave the room,
Wasn't being a pediatric oncologist enough for him?!
Please put your hands together for Peter Griffin!
Like those two bearded dwarves walking across the street there.
like some kind of Midwestern teenager.
Well, I'm not thrilled, but I understand what it's like
You need to be more underhanded and vicious.
That's ridiculous. Why would I cut my own...
(slurring): Shut up! Why aren't you asleep?
Wasn't being a pediatric oncologist enough for him?!
Yeah. Oh, my God, you're so twisted.
That... that's inappropriate.
and way too intense for me.
Yes! Uh, stunning.
Peter, you're loud, you can't hold down a job,
Geez, Peter, you're more excited
You used some of my magazines for your fake ransom notes.
of Irish guys being fat, drunk and stupid
'cause they're weird-looking themselves.
Tough, but fair.
of Irish guys being fat, drunk and stupid