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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Anne Heche's bunghole, I've already seen it.
and this DNA evidence centrifuge
♪ Doo doo doo doo doodle loodle doo dah doo ♪
♪ Doo doo doo doo doodle loodle doo dah doo ♪
Someday a rain'll come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Okay, Chris, now, women really dig those firemen calendars.
Well, it seems like we got a bit of a crime spree.
♪ Doo dah doodle doo dah doodle doh doh. ♪
♪ Leave your message when the beep is over ♪
You're such a sweetheart.
"Dear Penthouse,
So, you say this gumball machine took your dime
We're having brunch after this.
and fingerprint scanner will be my coatrack.
Also, her lipstick is all smeared.
Is that touching one of the cabbage?
This milk crate will be my chair,
so there won't be this crazy disconnect of her face
after sex and bruise your boob?
this overturn rain barrel will be my desk,
It looks like you stab her.
And you still haven't apologize
or the ice cubes in your pitcher would have melt.
Mom! Heather's disappear!
ANNOUNCER: We now return to Hard Knocks CFL:
and someone stole his tricycle.
Oh, Lois, your breath smell like eggs.
Okay, Chris, now, women really dig those firemen calendars.
Maybe it's our fault Chris has such a screw-up idea
And we both cheat at Words With Friends.
You think other guys hang out
she's suppose to be a parent, not a friend.
when you kick my ass.
I'm just gonna be easing her in.
You realize that kid is plowing both our wives right now.
After all, I'm the guy who taught old Asian people
Someday a rain'll come and wash all this scum off the streets.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Apparently the cancer's already in his bones.
I certainly do not!
we're not exactly the model of a healthy marriage.
for the way you treated me earlier.
Sometimes relationships run their course
and then I'll go outside.
He actually thinks it's his girlfriend.
Eh, I'm kind of over that thing.
So we're gonna go inside and get some sexy shots
Okay, it's later than this.
She's perfect, because she's only sort of hot,
JOE: ♪ Joe is on a vacation far away ♪
You want to eat the baby together on the way home?
Nobody else matters!
I don't think guys should have two hands on a coffee mug ever.
Wow, it sure is fun going on a picnic, isn't it, Peter?
Hey, can me and Ramon go ride shirtless bikes?
with that disgusting homemade sex doll.
Oh, wait a minute, I didn't notice you have a pierced ear.
I was kind of jealous of it, so I guess I went a little crazy.
Boy, he's really upset.
They're gonna think we're a bunch of old, bald geezers.
You were supposed to make Chris get rid of that doll.
"I used to think these letters were fake
Just a weird life-sized lady doll
And we're both gonna have a moderate time
You have the right to remain silent.
I-I see you're sad.
Wow, your plans sound very sweet and romantic, Chris.
than writing tough-guy dialogue for a Jet Li movie.
Stupid thief.
and acceptable at a wedding?
Is that woman gonna be okay?
"Dear Penthouse,