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00:21:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Who's this turd? Oh, this is Georgie.
It was the fistful of Oxycontin.
QUAGMIRE: It's known to swell its face
LOIS: Who wants chowder? Who wants chowder?
It's the yellow-headed puffin face.
some sort of whiz kid to do those?
Yeah, if I wanted to hear a black guy ramble like a lunatic,
Had an open casket at the funeral.
'Cause of that audiobook fiasco
(techno beat plays along with "The Gambler")
That rip! Spunky's mama thought he was an intruder.
It's a ferret. Look at it, Brian.
Velcro shoes. Hmm, Velcro shoes.
for Deejay Peter and the Sound Slap!
All right, tell you what I'd do, I'd back into a bathroom stall,
"Miss audition."
Yeah. Yeah, I'd drink vodka and Gatorade to that.
to assert dominance when threatened.
Peter, I was plow this college chick last night,
to assert dominance when threaten.
All right, Peter, it's all cue up.
This is what happens when you lick your spill latte
and stolen, you want the U.S. Postal Service.
All right, now how long has your husband smell like this?
This room belong to me and the ferret now.
I'm glad we hung out after you struck out with my mom.
Well, then where am I suppose to sleep?
LOIS: Peter, where are you? You will wash your hands
Shot him right in the face.
I just appreciate that you guys
Peter, wake up.
When you want something expensive throw on your porch
in-progress homeless sex. I bet it stink.
so don't be alarm. Aah! Son of a bitch!
They all taste the same. What?
I'm glad we hung out after you struck out with my mom.
Well, there's only one way to find out definitively.
Aw, great! I accidentally started Chris's birth video.
Feels like we should be moving these pieces backwards.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
He practically sleeps on top of you.
where Michael Fassbender repeatedly spanks
Friggin' bird came out of nowhere!
What? I mean, obviously, if you had to fight
Uh, definitely not. Anyone with a computer can make one.
that you could successfully take on?
After all, you certainly can't be any worse
'cause sometimes I get on a roll.
Especially after I'd been such a jerk to you.
Stop moving. I almost got him.
Ah. That's actually not a bad idea.
I thought we were all in this together.
Okay, okay, someone else.
ever have sex with each other?
I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image.
this rambling, boring conversation containing
NARRATOR (over computer): Audible dot com presents,
we've got a recurring flea problem.
He's a... he's a backwards mechanic.
It's just my allergies. They've been awful.
I've gone deaf.
Like, what's the legitimate number of fourth-graders
By the way, I ate all the "L"s. They're delicious.
You're messy, you're loud, and thanks to you,
I-I don't know. These questions are weird.
Woo-whee, this is a tough one.
Hey stupid deaf guy!
Lois, are you okay? Ugh. Yeah.
She did that. She's gross.
You've got some mad deejay skills.
You know, this is exciting.
When you want something expensive thrown on your porch