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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
72
...out of popsicle sticks. Oh.
Then why... why are you still in your pajamas and bathrobe?
That's stupid, Quagmire."
How about a hard green wedge or a slime-glazed melon ball?
(fart notes from Close Encounters of the Third Kind)
Is that why that sad Shel Silverstein blob
to play the accordion for my birth family.
How about a hard green wedge or a slime-glazed melon ball?
"Semen." (laughs like Peter)
There's a casserole in the refrigerator.
Well, Peter, turns out your initial instinct was right.
for a doctorate in Classics at Wesleyan.
Yup. I finally peed that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl.
'Cause that call last night gave me a scare.
By the way, Dwarf Peter died.
How about a hard green wedge or a slime-glazed melon ball?
It's your wife, you big dummy!
getting into my boxer and black socks.
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I guess Larry just remind me of a younger version of you,
I'm sorry I trick you,
MAN: Can you guys argue elsewhere?
stays right where it belong: in the bathroom sink.
and arch my hips a little bit and breathe like a dying whale?
He just got mad and hung up.
They're not suppose to; I signed a form.
Yup. I finally pee that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl.
You know, where-where I just lie there
Really, really appreciate that.
But I'll take care of it. I promise.
Sorry I drew so many Nazi symbols on the place mat.
Yeah, I'd-I'd almost forgotten about it,
and probably don't even know I exist, but you're my father.
Huh. That would give me a reason to get dress today.
You were getting beat up.
(sighs) I guess I'm not the only person
vigorously nodding approval to Judge Judy.
MAN 2: No, fight louder! Call her a bitch!
I deliberately left them out of all the photos.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
and he's practically family.
Wherever a father weighs less than his daughter,
Well, that's obviously not true.
Got a birthday coming up for someone you absolutely hate?
I'm in exactly the same boat.
Sometimes friends put wine out for each other.
Yup. I finally peed that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl.
NARRATOR: From that day forward, Peter and Lois never again...
Yeah, I'd-I'd almost forgotten about it,
he actually has an illegitimate child?
Well, he kissed me and I kind of let him.
Wow, I guess, I guess I just didn't expect this so soon.
Nope. So, hey, uh, are you tipsy enough
about throwing it straight into the trash six hours later.
Oh, that's because I'm depressed.
Sorry I drew so many Nazi symbols on the place mat.
with a useless husband.
Look, I feel awful about it, but I told Larry that was it,
Wow, Larry, that was unexpected.
I was just nervous. That's okay.
to send someone 14 pounds of unwanted decorative produce
Well, we were all pretty excited to meet you.
I don't know. He sounded weird.
Is that why that sad Shel Silverstein blob
(crying): You're weak, Cleveland!
You're making it tough to finish in here.
That's stupid, Quagmire."
Is everything okay?
Well, we have all these gross things.
He just got mad and hung up.
This is so exciting.
I've never felt proud of any of my children until now.