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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Is that a baggie of catnip on your seat?
strap hinge quarter-round soffit
I've got some monofilament line you can use.
I didn't come to see your Pretenders cover band.
two-by-six dowel cherry-picker flim-flam.
Use the self-sharpening linoleum blade.
Is that a baggie of catnip on your seat?
Where the hell's Quagmire going?
I'm gonna go use a miter to jerry-rig a shim jamb
So I'm gonna play with your doorbell until you pay up.
It's working about as well as that animal sobriety checkpoint.
I'm gonna go use a miter to jerry-rig a shim jamb
You know, Rupert, Brian's douche-iness
And then hold the incision open with a vise grip,
in the backseat of your car.
You hosting Family Feud?
It says I have to make an incision,
How did you get a hernia?
or getting someone deport?
I think my hernia rupture!
When he open it, it explode!
I was sweat that pilot strike,
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something of mine that smell like bread.
You shake up boss's soda and give to him.
so I can't get arrest.
♪ Damned if you do, damn if you don't ♪
or am I beef ya?"
♪ I'm suppose to get a raise next week ♪
(chuckles) Haven't introduce myself.
I lie about the hobby.
Are you bang all these chicks?
Wow, somebody struck it rich.
PETER: I'm pull up. You ready?
I guess I just got caught up in the money
This is why I push you.
I'm going to drive away backwards now.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
♪ You know damn well I won't ♪
'Cause that's basically what I am now.
And somewhere in this house, there's a footless rat.
Uh, that, unfortunately, won't work in this instance.
♪ I'll be working here forever, at least until I die ♪
Eventually, I might want to try it again.
Uh, but I'm unable to properly
so you're not exactly number one on my roommate list.
I like that it's getting dark earlier.
Finally, the stripper's here!
"Shopping for groceries" is what I say instead of,
Actually, I got it performing
Huh. That'd be kind of nice, actually.
Hopefully, the pilot strike will end soon
You could do COBRA for $7,300 a month, though.
(chuckles) Does anyone else like David "Booey"?
Why? Stripping is a very respectable profession.
God, I'm so embarrassed.
It's reversible, so I'd hate to lose it.
and then suture the abdominal lining.
Speaking of which, the Pretend Pretenders
This is the delicate part, because...
Some bisexual men go as well.
He's right. This is tremendous.
Hey, hey! That is offensive.
an incredible act of heroism.
Picketing began on Thursday-- weird day to start a strike--
Just be careful and take your time.
♪ It's tough, so tough. ♪
even one more stupid idea!
Stewie, did you hire three Mexican guys
and-and assumed you were okay with it
I don't know, Peter. I think you're just mad
You know what, Carlos, you stay quiet for a while.