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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
100
"Uncle Ricky, played by sitcom buzzard
to eat crepe without people making unwanted assumptions
in the crotch with a bag of nickels.
and he could say, "Next year is my star mitzvah."
You might know me from banging your niece
all those flashback and cutaway gags we love so much,
DAVID: Lois, I want pickle!
what are all these stripper doing in our house?"
It was a remake of Old Yeller where the dog
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
He'll only rehearse with helium balloons
I already got an audition to be the caring dad
and we saw you selling our robe on eBay.
All right, fine, you bastard can fire me,
Every week, Peter becomes a diva
Are you going to be staying here for awhile?
and now here I am, stuck eating cereal
all those flashbacks and cutaway gag we love so much,
Apparently, I misread the cue card.
Did you see the way he smirk?
episode, entitle, "Peter Dies (We're Really Serious, No Joke,
Bumblr with a Tumblr eventually aire as Bamblr with a Famblr,
I'm beg you, just give me one more chance!
comes crawl back, and we shoot the real script.
like, yes, I'm grease-up
are just whip together, but they actually
Being on this show remind me
Door was unlock.
Dad refuse to interact with any actors on set.
Chateau Marmont Hotel, where I once engage
Uh, hang on, I'll check.
I wasn't even suppose to talk.
He was shot in the head while killing himself.
I smile at one girl in a cell phone store,
but listen, everybody, I realize something.
Well, has the Shamrock Shake period been extend?
with crudely drawn faces on them.
The table read is where the Family Guy cast reads aloud
What they didn't know is that I'd been privately
weaving sexually explicit tapestries
Meanwhile, David Spade is making lots of friends on set.
Apparently, I misread the cue card.
Yeah, I'll definitely talk to the writers.
Don't put it on. It'll fall apart,
Unfortunately, things aren't going quite so well for Peter.
but everything comes to an end eventually, a-and you just...
Absolutely, but just a thought:
Well, it's certainly not easy being a family
At least he was alone.
Word around the stage is they've decided to finally fire Peter
Let's just play with Uncle Ricky instead.
you just got to keep moving forward.
was quite different when it started.
Especially last year, when I discovered
this is best for me, and this is best for those cancerous dicks.
That's so dope.
It's actually pretty awkward.
go through a rigorous testing process before filming.
with beloved comic icon, Little Lotta.
Given this surprising development,
Lois enters, upset."
and, yes, I'm deaf, but what else am I?
(instrumental Family Guy theme song plays)
I already got an audition to be the caring dad
Sorry, I was in my trailer eating fancy nuts and smoking.
weaving sexually explicit tapestries
so the writers write a fake script, killing him off.
I believe that's still seasonal,
if you want to stay for a sad, single guy dinner.
You know I'm only tough on you 'cause I hate you, right?
He was in Grown-Ups, Joe Dirt,
And you guys are all okay with this?!