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The Family Guy » Season 15 » How the Griffin Stole Christmas

00:21:38

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

66

Words to remember

Nouns

1) bedpan

Oh, it's a bedpan. I got a ton of these at home.
2) tedium

Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty.
3) burrito

Chicken burrito, please.
4) virginity

I lost my virginity to this song.
5) cubicle

I thought working in a cubicle
6) drone

and a drone with a camera and a gun that fires...
7) snowflake

Every single snowflake is exactly alike.
8) fart

All of Meg's fart here in this box?
9) sleigh

So there's, like, no toilet on the sleigh,
10) sled

My sled has Dora on it
11) booze

office Christmas parties for the free booze
12) blackout

But only after I screamed myself into a blackout
13) reindeer

That's why I replaced one of his flying reindeer
14) genie

And I'm not a genie!
15) stripper

(slurring): Bye, stripper!
16) creep

Oh, so you're a Christmas party creep.
17) jingle

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell ♪ (camera clicking)
18) spaghetti

I'm makin' a spaghetti angel.

Verbs

1) amuse

You wearing pants always amuse me.
2) swear

Joe, I swear to you, I do not want to do that.
3) owe

Look, Santa, I owe you an apology.
4) pretend

I mean, it's not the first time I pretend to be someone else.
5) crush

I crush my skull on a bumper!
6) scream

But only after I scream myself into a blackout
7) authorize

Yes, it's the maximum check amount I'm authorize to cut.
8) steal

How David Lynch Stole Christmas.
9) rope

Yeah, I know. It's just I got rope into going
10) mess

He mess with me, I mess with him.
11) grab

doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.
12) sue

Too many pansy-ass parents sue the city
13) adopt

Me and my adopt son have been waiting quite a while.
14) ban

I'm afraid sledding has been ban in Quahog.
15) suppose

Gail, you were suppose to be gone an hour ago.
16) slip

♪ Slipped on the chimney and broke his... ♪
17) promise

You promise? Yes!
18) replace

That's why I replace one of his flying reindeer

Adverbs

1) uncomfortably

Until They Cover Up Uncomfortably."
2) backwards

CHRIS: We're backwards!
3) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
4) aboard

Welcome aboard. See you Monday.
5) incredibly

You make every activity incredibly sad.
6) sad

this sad little-- Ooh!
7) definitely

"Hey, Joe, it's definitely me, Peter, who sent the text."
8) unfortunately

Unfortunately, since people only use printers now
9) exactly

Every single snowflake is exactly alike.
10) earlier

Well, the text you sent earlier would disagree.
11) alone

and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone.
12) deep

a good boy deep inside, Peter.
13) instead

Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty.
14) actually

Uh, it's actually kinda... Okay, bye.
15) kind

Been kind of busy lately, what with Susie starting to...
16) inside

a good boy deep inside, Peter.
17) soon

Hey, Santa Claus, you going home soon?
18) though

It's-it's still for boys, though.

Adjectives

1) oof

Oof, tough week.
2) alarming

we're at an alarming speed?
3) provocative

because it was "too provocative."
4) pathetic

just how desperate and pathetic you really are.
5) drunken

what with all the drunken misbehavior
6) obscure

Obscure reference.
7) insane

Peter, are you insane?!
8) merry

There you go. Merry Christmas.
9) desperate

just how desperate and pathetic you really are.
10) excited

I haven't been this excited about anything
11) drunk

and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone.
12) seasonal

but it turns out the seasonal Santa we hired
13) sad

You make every activity incredibly sad.
14) tough

Oof, tough week.
15) stupid

doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.
16) absolute

Absolute freak show in there.
17) gross

Yeah. A-Are you the gross lady
18) mad

So, Dad, now that you mad Santa mad,

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