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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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a door-open dook in the bathroom!
♪ Blubber, blubber, blubber, oh ♪
Remember when we sent that tweet?
♪ Lox and bagels and bagels and lox ♪
Some animals give me boner!
I-I assumed it was a goof this whole time.
A gazelle in a high-waisted swimsuit!
♪ He licked his armpit ♪
♪ Lox and bagel and bagel and lox ♪
Taylor Swift, you are a spoiled ostrich-legged,
His name is Baymax, you gorgeous moron!
nor clowns, nor a posse, I'm not interested.
or went to massage parlor when I was out of town.
Like when you changed "pickle it good"
Well, that'll be even cooler than when I was in that remake
She's such a sweetheart.
He's the one who keeps his key in the visor
A gazelle in a high-waisted swimsuit!
who either mistreat me, cheated on me
sabotage them, and then writes angry songs about it.
Taylor Swift, you are a spoil ostrich-legged,
We apologize to the greased-up deaf guy.
I was scare meeting a celebrity,
We apologize to the grease-up deaf guy.
You pretend to relate to your fans,
Said I remind him of him when he was my age.
I showed you who every locker belong to.
who either mistreated me, cheat on me
and pictures of Kanye West with his mouth shut.
you invite us to get down to, quote, "this sick beat."
and spin a football for some reason.
And you burn my car
But first we go to commercial while our sports reporter smile
Sorry, I just smoke a joint with the pickup truck kids.
Man with a hat pull up next to me.
I just assume you were my Uber.
Backstage with Taylor Swift?
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Okay, sure. Welcome aboard.
I'm telling you, this is exactly the kind of thing she would do.
Today's the day I finally kill that squirrel
instead of working to change their own flaws.
Come on, come on, almost there.
Hey, you ever go in a hot tub when it's snowing outside?
Actually, Stewie, I changed my mind.
Oh, it's half Hawaiian.
Usually people just shove a wallet in my mouth
Well, you wouldn't say that if you ever saw us at the movies.
I-I don't know why you always ask for that.
but I've never actually seen one in person.
Hey, pal, where we heading again?
Me, too. (chuckles nervously)
Of course it is.
you invite us to get down to, quote, "this sick beat."
We got a socko tune for you, Taylor.
The sound of your leather jackets is excruciating!
(triumphant music playing over laptop)
like a carefree hillbilly.
You dance like an unattended fire hose.
Uh-oh. This means I have an awkward phone call to make.
We like you when you're miserable!
Oh, I'm going limp.
I don't know what that is on account of being dull.
Uh, sorry, if you're neither insane,
I said Caitlyn Jenner wasn't brave and beautiful.
This next song is about my dumb ex-boyfriend,
We apologize to the greased-up deaf guy.
We're not all so impressed.
Oh, it's half Hawaiian.
His name is Baymax, you gorgeous moron!
Stewie, I didn't want to do all that fancy stuff,
Wow, Chris, I'm so excited!