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00:21:26
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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- Let me just put that on vibrate. - I'm already on vibrate.
Hey, fella, this is my girlfriend, Bernadette.
This is essentially why you have famine in India.
...motor skills and a genie who grants wishes...
Hey, Ma, can I have lamb stew for dinner?
Do you want the regular pea or the Le Sueur?
Lamb stew? I'd have to go to the supermarket.
Getting the electron accelerator set up. We should be ready day after tomorrow.
Apparently, ignorance Is bliss.
He had a panic attack once when he got his head stuck in his sweater.
- ...of quantum mechanic. - I am. Are you interested in physics?
...to the Dutch researcher that Leonard is currently ripping off.
My tests of the Aharonov-Bohm quantum interference effect...
Face it, dude, whether it's a real car or a virtual cartoon car, you can't drive.
Hey, Ma, can I have lamb stew for dinner?
Gals? Chicks?
While I appreciate the "oh, snap".
And a cow and a penguin.
It was pretty cool. A lot of the girls threw up. I gutt that thing like a deer.
It unhook in the front.
...with half his chin scrape off?
I practically invent using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.
There's no such thing. Physics encompass the entire universe.
Which is why I tend to feel threaten by other guys.
I think it upset Sheldon when you play with the food.
A lot of what he says is intend as humor.
Have you suffer a recent blow to the head?
If there were 2000 people in this apartment, would we be celebrating?
Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh.
I suppose if someone could teach sign language to Koko the gorilla...
Which is why I tend to feel threatened by other guys.
While I appreciate the "oh, snap".
Now, remember, Newton realize that Aristotle was wrong...
...already demonstrate the electric analogue...
I've extend a friendly, casual greeting.
It was pretty cool. A lot of the girls threw up. I gutted that thing like a deer.
For example, I'm sure he'd be delightfully taken aback if you clean your apartment.
Ha-ha. Eat my dust, racially stereotypical plumber.
I practically invented using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.
This is essentially why you have famine in India.
He can't sit somewhere else?
Apparently, ignorance Is bliss.
Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh.
Leonard's work is nearly as amazing as third graders...
What exactly are subatomic particles?
- Should I leave you two alone? - No, Leonard, you should hear this.
Perhaps there's hope for you after all.
- Um, actually, can we do it in private? - All right.
- I'll be back soon. - Thanks, Ma.
In the winter, that seat's close enough to the radiator...
...to the Dutch researchers that Leonard is currently ripping off.
- Has it ever worked? - Not so far, but that's not the point.
Sheldon, look, I'm trying to understand but you're going too fast.
He can't sit somewhere else?
...why subatomic particles move the way they do.
Ha-ha. Eat my dust, racially stereotypical plumber.
Great. It's a little insulting, but great. I'll be Koko.
...I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear.
- You're not jealous of Leonard, are you? - Me? No.
But I now realize how foolish that is.
What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man...
...I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear.
...without regard for its equitable distribution.
Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.
Look, there's no need to get frustrated.
Your shoes are delightful.
I agree, it's rude, but she asked for privacy.
We're shocked.
I find it fascinating.
- What are you talking about? - Look, don't play innocent with me.
Or loud noises, clowns and nuns.
I practically invented using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.