Name: The Jiminy Conjecture
Released: 2021-01-21
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) shiksa

A shiksa goddess isn't an actual goddess.
2) arachnid

I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet.
3) nihil

Of course, I'm joking, because the Latin for that is "nihil exsorbibo."
4) entomologist

What's a world-renowned entomologist with a doctorate...
5) schnapps

Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
6) mouthwash

Just a little mouthwash and then I'm gonna rock your world.
7) chirp

Based on the number of chirp per minute and the temperature...
8) miniseries

Excuse me, Wolverine: Origin Miniseries Issue 2, page 22.
9) fiasco

Obviously another carnal fiasco with the "shiksi" goddess.
10) tramp

That tramp took me for everything.
11) peppermint

Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
12) sweetie

Oh, sweetie, you really can't hold your liquor, can you?
13) discomfort

I made it to lessen your discomfort.
14) elm

...and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.
15) beetle

Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the dung beetle?
16) elevator

Elevator shaft.
17) genus

...identifying the genus and species.
18) insect

No, no. Not this time. I know insect, my friend.

1) fixate

Leonard, it astonishes me how you continually fixate on the trivial.
2) chirp

Howard, don't embarrass yourself. The science chirp for itself.
3) forfeit

If you don't wanna proceed, then you forfeit the bet...
4) scramble

Then somebody makes scramble eggs and salami. Easy-peasy.
5) inhibit

Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibit electrical conduction in the nerve cells...
6) characterize

Earlier this evening, Leonard characterize it as, "Just fine."
7) slam

...before it slam shut on your little dinky.
8) bother

Are you bother that I can so easily manipulate you?
9) retrieve

I just retrieve it from my safe-deposit box.
10) flame

Nothing flame out.
11) chase

...and chase me up the big elm tree in front of our house.
12) shut

...before it slams shut on your little dinky.
13) suppose

What's that suppose to mean?
14) bet

I bet I could throw a rock in this room and come up with three bet friends.
15) lose

...which is Latin for "suck it, you lose."
16) establish

We haven't establish that I'm wrong once.
17) discover

I discover it after spending six months...
18) grow

I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister.

1) obliquely

Perhaps what Leonard is obliquely referring to...
2) perfectly

We had a perfectly good palace. Tandoori Palace is our palace.
3) somewhere

No, we went somewhere new.
4) obviously

Obviously another carnal fiasco with the "shiksi" goddess.
5) apparently

Well, apparently I was wrong.
6) possibly

Oh. Give me a fricking break. How could you possibly know that?
7) twice

Well, of course I'm right. What are the odds I'd be wrong twice in one week?
8) exactly

Exactly. Not bad, but not great.
9) earlier

Earlier this evening, Leonard characterized it as, "Just fine."
10) perhaps

Perhaps what Leonard is obliquely referring to...
11) forward

I'm sure your daughter's looking forward to having you.
12) actually

Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction in the nerve cells...
13) enough

Fair enough.
14) far

...we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments.
15) ever

...of the thermostat ever since the sweaty night of '06.
16) once

Ooh. Big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.
17) always

I've always found that an inappropriate slur.
18) never

Sex is never the way I dream it's gonna be.

1) bornean

...slogging through the Bornean rain forests...
2) inexact

That's an inexact parallel.
3) carnal

Obviously another carnal fiasco with the "shiksi" goddess.
4) timid

Chickens are not at all timid.
5) rhetorical

Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable?
6) inhibitory

...and stimulates reuptake receptors of inhibitory neurotransmitters...
7) disgusting

Oh. Toby, what did you do in a past life to be so disgusting now?
8) embarrassed

- Ugh. I am so embarrassed. - Please don't be mad.
9) snowy

...it is a snowy tree cricket.
10) embarrassing

...we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments.
11) ironic

Ironic, isn't it?
12) retractable

Retractable bone claws.
13) absurd

Toby is an absurd name for a cricket.
14) disappointing

As I was saying, you and Leonard had a disappointing sexual encounter.
15) uncomfortable

Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable?
16) trivial

Leonard, it astonishes me how you continually fixate on the trivial.
17) obsolete

Oh. A clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow...
18) cruel

Cruel as that may be, that is not in itself a credential.

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