Name: The Spaghetti Catalyst
Released: 2021-01-21
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) fornication

Or "fornication." Yeah...
2) puke

He'll say he can handle it, but you'll end up with churro puke on your shoes.
3) anguish

...that he was covering up feelings of anguish and betrayal.
4) tangerine

Sheldon, I got you your tangerine chicken.
5) betrayal

...that he was covering up feelings of anguish and betrayal.
6) diaphragm

...needs to use birth control or can she just be a diaphragm?
7) turmoil

So the turmoil that has been keeping me...
8) spaghetti

I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce.
9) flare

- There are no solar flare now. - Yes, there are.
10) chunk

Will you cut up hot dogs into little chunk and mix them in with the sauce?
11) vain

I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.
12) suspicion

It's just a suspicion I have.
13) loser

I need a wingman. I don't wanna come off like a lonely loser.
14) bro

Is it possible he said, "Bros before ho's"?
15) curiosity

Just out of curiosity, do we still have hot dogs?
16) intercourse

- I'll just substitute "intercourse." - Great.
17) scooter

- Which way are you going? - I parked my scooter down the block.
18) bacon

...looks like we butchered a pig, but nobody wanted bacon.

1) rephrase

Yes, but I rephrase it to avoid offending the ho's.
2) butcher

...looks like we butcher a pig, but nobody wanted bacon.
3) swear

Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.
4) pretend

I'd rather you pretend I didn't say it.
5) smell

No. I mean, I have no idea what you smell.
6) suppose

Oh, I believe that was something else I wasn't suppose to mention.
7) wake

Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.
8) throw

No. You already threw up once. Go put on your p.j.'s and brush your teeth.
9) bet

I bet you think you smell hot dogs.
10) promise

And now, as promise, the tangent.
11) cancel

Oh, damn. They cancel my Visa.
12) lose

I got lost.
13) spend

...although he does spend a disturbing amount of time...
14) guess

I guess not.
15) eat

And don't let him go on Space Mountain after he eat.
16) sleep

...looking at photographs of you and smelling the pillow you slept on.
17) seem

- How's Leonard doing? - He seem all right...
18) pick

Usually, I'm on the team that pick last.

1) telepathically

Are you hoping to get it telepathically?
2) okay

So was Leonard okay with you coming over?
3) definitely

Well, I definitely smell raw hot dog.
4) certainly

Certainly. It's not like I have to moderate my food intake...
5) exactly

When you say "seeing Penny," what exactly does that mean?
6) alone

You know what? I'll just spend the evening alone.
7) perhaps

Perhaps you're getting a brain tumor.
8) sometimes

Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.
9) outside

I didn't say outside.
10) actually

Oh, actually, I'm this way.
11) enough

What? Suddenly, I'm not good enough for you?
12) together

Or we could go together.
13) usually

Usually, I'm on the team that picks last.
14) else

Oh, I believe that was something else I wasn't supposed to mention.
15) ever

...and kind and sexy and funny and ever you ever wanted in a woman.
16) once

No. You already threw up once. Go put on your p.j.'s and brush your teeth.
17) never

I never stopped hanging out with you.
18) again

...because I'm planning on eating again very shortly.

1) tangential

It's tangential to the primary story. How about I circle back to it?
2) unjustified

...from achieving REM sleep was entirely unjustified?
3) pathetic

She'll take it and grind it into pathetic little pieces.
4) overweight

Eighteen overweight women flapping their arm fat...
5) suspicious

That would be odd and suspicious behavior.
6) refreshing

...so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage.
7) disturbing

...although he does spend a disturbing amount of time...
8) asleep

Such an angel when he's asleep.
9) harsh

Harsh terms, but all right.
10) upset

Oh. Sheldon seemed to think I'd be upset about you hanging out.
11) twisted

Yeah, the whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.
12) odd

That would be odd and suspicious behavior.
13) pleased

- Well, good. - I'm also pleased to report...
14) solar

Satellites are down. Solar flares.
15) pure

It was pure Disney magic.
16) jewish

Oh, Lord, I'm in Jewish hell.
17) raw

Well, I definitely smell raw hot dog.
18) acid

Jews don't have hell. We have acid reflux.

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