Name: The Wheaton Recurrence
Released: 2021-01-21
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) scrotum

...whose scrotum is in front of the penis.
2) femininity

...your lack of femininity works to our advantage.
3) disinfectant

Then what's with the disinfectant?
4) douche

Okay, how about this for a topic: "Why is Leonard being a giant douche?"
5) spat

- Maybe he's having a spat with Penny. - No. There was no spat.
6) crusher

...we imply that we will be the crusher of Wesley.
7) grudge

Not carrying a grudge because I beat you at that card tournament, are you?
8) fluctuation

...scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.
9) bowler

Is your mother a good or poor bowler?
10) sweetie

- Okay. Good night, sweetie. - Good night.
11) loser

The loser will be publicly humiliated in a fashion to be chosen by the victor.
12) ack

When she's upset, she says "ack" and eats ice cream.
13) chili

- Chili-cheese fry? - Yes. I love chili-cheese fries.
14) ant

Hey, Leonard, where do you come down on giant ant?
15) dude

- What? No. - Just asking, dude.
16) rug

All right. Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.
17) fence

All right. Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.
18) trash

Oh, yes. In fact, I've prepared some trash talk for the occasion. Ahem.

1) loathe

I so loathe you.
2) discredit

...expounding the discredit Belakovsky hypotheses.
3) mend

All right. Fence mend, problem swept under the rug.
4) crush

The giant ant would be crush under the weight of its exoskeleton.
5) sweep

All right. Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.
6) deserve

They make you happy. They deserve to know.
7) observe

...scientists observe a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.
8) relate

Maybe something vaguely relate to life as we know it on this planet?
9) shut

I didn't mean shut up.
10) suppose

What part of this is suppose to make me feel better?
11) lie

I am lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.
12) publish

FYI, I plan on having you publish a scientific paper...
13) ignore

You are ignoring the square-cube law.
14) strike

I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
15) catch

Okay, look, you caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say.
16) bowl

You bowl like your mama.
17) engineer

The part where I tell you I've engineer a rematch...
18) respond

Oh, yes? Well, before I respond, let me ask you a question.

1) emotionally

So we're in two different places, emotionally. So what?
2) accidentally

While making love, did you accidentally spank your own ass...
3) someday

And someday, we don't know when, maybe you'll love me back.
4) asleep

Did you take a Benadryl and fall asleep while pleasuring her?
5) literally

Not literally.
6) indeed

We would indeed. In this particular case...
7) alone

Leave me alone, Sheldon.
8) forward

I wanted you to know I'm looking forward to wiping the floor with you.
9) almost

And she strung me along for almost two years. It was brutal.
10) soon

It's just that I've said the L word too soon before...
11) along

...with Leonard in the next room singing along with Alanis Morissette.
12) currently

As we are currently crushing you, Wesley.
13) often

People from opposite sides often have good relationships.
14) far

But as far back as the 17th century...
15) else

Can we please talk about something else?
16) ever

...but Whoopi Goldberg, you ever hit that?
17) short

...your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.
18) always

They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.

1) scrotal

Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?
2) smug

...your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.
3) veiled

- Sarcasm? - Thinly veiled contempt.
4) abrupt

No. We haven't spoken since your abrupt departure last night...
5) ouch

Ouch again.
6) butch

Please reserve that butch spirit for the lanes.
7) dire

Clearly another woman in dire need of ice cream.
8) insane

- No, let her go. - Are you insane?
9) modest

Before you jump on Twitter to tout your modest accomplishment...
10) upset

When she's upset, she says "ack" and eats ice cream.
11) brutal

And she strung me along for almost two years. It was brutal.
12) weird

Oh, honey, I don't know. Things are a little weird with Leonard right now.
13) opposite

I, um... I want you to know that even though we're on opposite sides...
14) unusual

Really? Every time we've talked about unusual animal genitals...
15) loose

I'm telling you, the Match.com chicks are much loose than on eHarmony.
16) emotional

...with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip "Cathy."
17) tough

It's tough when the L bomb gets dropped and you're not ready.
18) okay

No, no, it's okay. I mean, let's face it, you would get creamed without me.

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