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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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...whose scrotum is in front of the penis.
...your lack of femininity works to our advantage.
Then what's with the disinfectant?
Okay, how about this for a topic: "Why is Leonard being a giant douche?"
- Maybe he's having a spat with Penny. - No. There was no spat.
...we imply that we will be the crusher of Wesley.
Not carrying a grudge because I beat you at that card tournament, are you?
...scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.
Is your mother a good or poor bowler?
- Okay. Good night, sweetie. - Good night.
The loser will be publicly humiliated in a fashion to be chosen by the victor.
When she's upset, she says "ack" and eats ice cream.
- Chili-cheese fry? - Yes. I love chili-cheese fries.
Hey, Leonard, where do you come down on giant ant?
- What? No. - Just asking, dude.
All right. Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.
All right. Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.
Oh, yes. In fact, I've prepared some trash talk for the occasion. Ahem.
I so loathe you.
...expounding the discredit Belakovsky hypotheses.
All right. Fence mend, problem swept under the rug.
The giant ant would be crush under the weight of its exoskeleton.
All right. Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.
They make you happy. They deserve to know.
...scientists observe a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.
Maybe something vaguely relate to life as we know it on this planet?
I didn't mean shut up.
What part of this is suppose to make me feel better?
I am lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.
FYI, I plan on having you publish a scientific paper...
You are ignoring the square-cube law.
I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
Okay, look, you caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say.
You bowl like your mama.
The part where I tell you I've engineer a rematch...
Oh, yes? Well, before I respond, let me ask you a question.
So we're in two different places, emotionally. So what?
While making love, did you accidentally spank your own ass...
And someday, we don't know when, maybe you'll love me back.
Did you take a Benadryl and fall asleep while pleasuring her?
Not literally.
We would indeed. In this particular case...
Leave me alone, Sheldon.
I wanted you to know I'm looking forward to wiping the floor with you.
And she strung me along for almost two years. It was brutal.
It's just that I've said the L word too soon before...
...with Leonard in the next room singing along with Alanis Morissette.
As we are currently crushing you, Wesley.
People from opposite sides often have good relationships.
But as far back as the 17th century...
Can we please talk about something else?
...but Whoopi Goldberg, you ever hit that?
...your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.
They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.
Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?
...your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.
- Sarcasm? - Thinly veiled contempt.
No. We haven't spoken since your abrupt departure last night...
Ouch again.
Please reserve that butch spirit for the lanes.
Clearly another woman in dire need of ice cream.
- No, let her go. - Are you insane?
Before you jump on Twitter to tout your modest accomplishment...
When she's upset, she says "ack" and eats ice cream.
And she strung me along for almost two years. It was brutal.
Oh, honey, I don't know. Things are a little weird with Leonard right now.
I, um... I want you to know that even though we're on opposite sides...
Really? Every time we've talked about unusual animal genitals...
I'm telling you, the Match.com chicks are much loose than on eHarmony.
...with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip "Cathy."
It's tough when the L bomb gets dropped and you're not ready.
No, no, it's okay. I mean, let's face it, you would get creamed without me.