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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder.
And working that squeezer to make the lemonade...
He also invented the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.
It's an interjection used to call attention to a destination, not an object.
There's pro football, college football, high school football, peewee football...
What a douche.
...how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.
It's the second-biggest Vespa they make!
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
I really like my saber-toothed cat. Thank you.
Sweetie, that's a highlight from the '98 championship game.
It's football nomenclature for when a quarterback...
And without meaning, the following would be an empty gesture:
A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstance.
Have the indigenous fauna accepted you as one of their own?
Oh, yes. Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas.
Now, what is this "sacks" statistic they put up there?
- She did. - Come on, scissors, scissors.
Maybe Koothrappali's right, maybe I embarrass her.
The heat of battle is upon us. The dogs of war are unleash.
He also invent the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.
I wouldn't be bore. Why would I be bore?
...is tackle behind the line of scrimmage.
When we watch Star Wars, we don't say, "W e defeat the Empire." Ha, ha.
Every time we go someplace, you dump me...
...how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it crap itself.
Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel.
At the count of three, we execute the flying scissor.
Look, I admit I haven't always been the best friend I could be.
Perhaps she's exclude you from these gatherings...
Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in, not get laugh at.
- I totally had a shot. - With a woman you were chasing in a park.
All right, poindexter, sit down, shut up and listen.
What was I suppose to do? She gave me that come-hither look.
I would've invite you, but you're not a fan.
Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick.
Every time we go someplace, you dump me...
...which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage...
It's an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport.
Oh, that certainly would suck.
Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie?
Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings...
Well, actually, the risk of throat-cutting is very low.
They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen.
...how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.
This is just half?
...pee too often, and have trouble getting erections.
It took me a day to put together and two days to paint.
So Penny doesn't want me around her friends. I embarrass her. What else?
On the other hand, sever string burn is a real and ever-present danger.
Hey, at least I can talk to women without being drunk.
You always do this. Ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.
A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.
Let me try again.
- Here. Have some pizza, sweetie. - Penny, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
Why am I rambling? Why don't you stop me?
...are you embarrassed to have me around your friends?
Football is ubiquitous in Texas.
The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line...
- That's intentional grounding. - Totally.
The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line...
I'm sorry, I got bored and drifted off.
Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.
Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder.
I'm sorry, Raj, but the rules of aerial warfare dictate...
...which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage...
But in my defense, she was gorgeous.
Have the indigenous fauna accepted you as one of their own?
...without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you.
The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang.
Hey, at least I can talk to women without being drunk.
Weird figure of speech, isn't it?