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Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Why do I smell methacrylate?
When do you evacuate your bowels?
Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat...
- "Tushy" is "buttocks," right? - Right.
In retrospect, that was clue number two.
That's simply an acknowledgment that I was right.
Unless the apartment's in distress.
...that will generate over 8000 kilonewtons of thrust.
That's part of it. The other part is what happened with the elevator.
...in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer.
Not only did Sheldon save my life, he didn't rat me out to the landlord.
But you didn't notify me by e-mail, so this is still a breach.
Run away, dude.
Not as nut as the guy who chooses to live with him.
This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.
...of the cubic footage of common areas.
...then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.
The trick is to mix it into Tovex in order to create a combustible gel...
According to the roommate agreement, I'm entitle to allocate 50 percent...
Oh, so the dialogue offend you?
"If either of us ever invent time travel...
Shh. Just pretend we're not here.
I'm here because you violate our roommate agreement.
Anyway, I went upstairs and knock on the door.
And according to the roommate agreement, all ties will be settle by me.
I assure you, you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod...
...the roommate agreement screw you.
Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I reveal anything important.
Okay, I suppose I could drive you.
- Oh. I bet you're here to check out the room. - Yeah.
You just assume you're always right?
She grow any more hair on her face, yes.
That's part of it. The other part is what happen with the elevator.
- Uh... I guess. - This isn't going to work if you're guess.
You're protect by your turtleneck.
Then he walk into your bedroom while you're doing Joyce Kim...
Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important.
...we agree our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds."
Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat...
This is definitely gonna be my spot.
Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
...and after you pass the first three barriers, you kind of wanna take it all the way.
I'll get to you later.
Do you do this often?
- What? - Run fast, run far.
Just like I was seven years ago.
"If either of us ever invents time travel...
You just assume you're always right?
Never fly it upside down.
Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
Of course, there's too many people here.
Never fly it upside down.
I didn't even know her 12 hours ago.
All right. Next question.
...and where to sit on a freaking couch, but this is applied physics.
The apartment's flag is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure."
The apartment's flag is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure."
- There's three? - Each more daunting than the last.
"Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus."
Well, that's disappointing.
You move in with this guy, makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement.
You are insane, you know that?
...of the cubic footage of common areas.
...I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.
Joyce Kim was curious about what I did for a living...
...for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series, Firefly."
You might be an expert on theoretical physics and science fiction programs...
What is the sixth noble gas?
So I did something stupid. I'm sure you did stupid things.
...she was a North Korean spy.
Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
Locating a sustainable food source, reestablishing a functioning government...