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00:19:35
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Your constant tardiness, your singing.
And my dad's on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates.
What do you mean transgression I've committed?
...is at a critical juncture. I can't come for my cousin Sanjay's wedding.
Yeah. I don't think I need my pre-show urination anymore.
No, we just had a little spat.
He's a musician. He'll sleep in his own vomit if he has to.
Well, if it's a home invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!
I'd think as a waitress you'd be familiar with the paradigm.
"You accidentally stare at a helium-argon laser. Lose one turn and a retina."
We're standing in the hallway, suffering through an awkward encounter.
Why don't you just rent bunk beds and invite the Black Eyed Peas?
According to him, you're over-sensitive and have a temper.
It's like the slogan says:
"I guess that makes you a liar. I'm drunk as hell and you're still here."
"You accidentally stare at a helium-argon laser. Lose one turn and a retina."
Irrelevant. The disruption in your relationship is making my life intolerable.
- Go apologize to Penny. - What?
Why don't you just rent bunk beds and invite the Black Eyed Peas?
...made a greater contribution to the discredit field of alchemy...
He pretend he's in an alternate dimension...
Ugh. Your yelling must've freak him out again.
My Department of Defense research grant is renew.
But if she dump you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow...
So the only question is, how long until you fold?
All right. Invitation pointlessly offered, decline as expected.
What am I suppose to say?
...and they shoot me in the head.
"Have you ever pee so much in your life?"
Oh, dude, I wish you had said something before I pound that last Red Bull.
- Well, that's not gonna happen. - I assume that.
Remember this one? Spider-Man lose a big fight...
But no matter what happen between us, we will always love you.
"I guess that makes you a liar. I'm drunk as hell and you're still here."
Hang on. Some guy is gonna be sleep on your couch?
I can't listen to the two of you fight anymore.
What I can't live with is you casually informing me...
"You accidentally stare at a helium-argon laser. Lose one turn and a retina."
- Oh, now I'm a child. Not an idiot anymore. - Hey, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
Look, Leonard and I are in a relationship and occasionally we're gonna fight.
- She's obviously way out of line. - Thank you.
Well, he's definitely not gay.
Oh, yeah, kind of. It's no big thing.
Oh. Thank you very much. Come back soon.
I said, "I'm busy," but that wasn't good enough for you!
Are you giving me half of someone else's sandwich?
Okay, we went out a little bit a long time ago.
"Have you ever peed so much in your life?"
Sheldon, have you ever once heard me say that I don't trust Penny?
But no matter what happens between us, we will always love you.
But we were never, like, going out.
Oh, there it is again. You think I'm stupid.
Now I need your permission for that too?
- Is that what you want? - Of course not. I'll have my usual.
Okay. Not to be pedantic, the last I checked...
Irrelevant. The disruption in your relationship is making my life intolerable.
Do you know how childish you sound right now?
It's my friend, it's my couch and it's my freaking life.
Well, that was rather unpleasant.
We're standing in the hallway, suffering through an awkward encounter.
...while you sit there hitting your imaginary brake?
...I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy.
Irrelevant. The disruption in your relationship is making my life intolerable.
Has your relationship reached its inevitable ugly end?
The stuffed animals on your bed...
Really? Why not? You're so smart and I'm so dumb!
At the very least, when she found out Leonard was upset about it...
Now you can demolish your Soviet-style cyclotron...
"The physics is theoretical, but the fun is real."
"I guess that makes you a liar. I'm drunk as hell and you're still here."
He pretends he's in an alternate dimension...
...whose daughter, Lakshmi, Is flying In for the sole purpose of meeting him.