Name: Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) molest

- What is it? - This horse says you molest him.
2) shove

I'm shoving recycled couch stuffing up my Jack Johnson...
3) poke

Honey, don't do that. Horses don't like to be poke in the eye.
4) soak

Two Christmases ago, I soak it in teriyaki sauce and ate it.
5) cheer

Hey, Frannie, you wanna come cheer me on at the track?
6) trap

Snot's trap under Tuttle's fat ass. That's not your father.
7) grab

and then at the last second he grab his whip and--
8) screw

or we're screw. [ Horse Galloping ]
9) pray

Let's just pray that for once when we get there, he doesn't turn out to be me.
10) invite

Oh, you're a lot of fun. Glad I invite you.
11) shoot

Although it's in peak physical shape, its mind is shot.
12) bet

Okay, I bet all your money on you to win.
13) teach

♪ Where I learned street talk and then taught to hawk New York ♪
14) lose

People are losing their jobs, their homes and their life savings,
15) grow

[ Man Whimpering ] ♪ I grew up on the sidewalk ♪
16) spend

Stan spend $400 a week in gas for his S.U.V.
17) guess

Yeah, I guess you're right.
18) eat

Two Christmases ago, I soaked it in teriyaki sauce and ate it.

1) uptown

[ Woman Screams ] ♪ And the thought takes place uptown ♪
2) luckily

Luckily, I know a guy who might be able to help us.
3) perfectly

If you watched the race, it was perfectly clear!
4) unfortunately

Unfortunately, there isn't going to be a next week.
5) certainly

Well, Klaus, we certainly still have the brain-switching technology down at the C.I.A.
6) earlier

[ Grunts ] Hey! I didn't get to do that earlier.
7) dead

it's Well I'll Be A Son Of A Bitch... finishing dead last!
8) instead

What are you talking about? Instead of switching my brain with a human,
9) actually

I think we can actually win this thing.
10) together

We got into this together. We'll get out of it together.
11) else

Hey, check out what else I can do.
12) ago

Two Christmases ago, I soaked it in teriyaki sauce and ate it.
13) ever

I'm so sorry. How can I ever make it up to you?
14) sure

I sure hope this works. [ Stan ] You heard what the horse whisperer said.
15) once

Let's just pray that for once when we get there, he doesn't turn out to be me.
16) always

Nice guy. Always smiling.
17) never

You never even haul anything.
18) again

I'm afraid this horse will never race again.

1) rejuvenative

A full release ensures a rejuvenative rest and promotes a winning attitude.
2) sober

and play "let's watch your mom sober up before she has to get to her nursing job."
3) rival

What's wrong, bud? I wish I had like a rival jockey or something...
4) disappointed

No, she's not just pissed. She's disappointed. And that's worse.
5) dumb

you dumb Irish bastard.
6) rid

You need to get rid of that S.U.V. and get a hybrid right away.
7) fancy

Ooh, fancy.
8) weird

What? So she's pissed. Everybody's pissed. It's weird times these days.
9) rough

You are in a rough mood.
10) careful

Careful. One hoof at a time. Good! You're doing it!
11) odd

Hey, you know, I used to do odd jobs...
12) emotional

Sorry. I only have one emotional level to my voice!
13) stupid

to save this stupid thing?
14) mad

Dear Lord, I hope you're not still mad at us humans...
15) exciting

Gonna be exciting.
16) dangerous

Oh, I was doing dangerous drugs last night,
17) fantastic

You boys have done a fantastic job.
18) efficient

It's so efficient. And the radio only gets N.P.R.

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