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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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And I'll have you know that I've only called 911 once today, because some cholo broke in.
You miss me, huh? Miss my Dana Carvey impersonation?
You and me and a nice dinner rolling right into cramp and diarrhea?
[ All Shouting ] Look at us, fella!
Hello? How about we go out to fondue tonight?
the madman we hide in the attic.
I see you gent are interested in buying some underwear.
If only we could thank that magical mystery underwear salesman.
We left our reputations as nerd back home.
Seems we've got ourselves a cabin of bunk-boobs next door.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I can't even wear my new sandal now! No one's gonna buy it!
I was just napping on this pedestal in the perfect light in my most prettiest dress.
The only reason I didn't freeze to death is I filled my bowl with that bottle of vodka.
You and me and a nice dinner rolling right into cramps and diarrhea?
Checking out my pow-pow. Continue.
but I think that's just an office rumor.
I see they didn't put on the semi-erotic mud flap I suggested.
you're to find out if she's overhear any terrorist intel.
How's he doin'? He seems to be stabilize,
[ Francine ] You bastard!
Because you thought I'd be bore with you?
They stole my swimming jeans.
Phew. I had to get out of there. It really smell.
Hey, fellas. I nail her. It was so easy!
a renegade space cop who struggle to keep his bipolar disorder in check.
Roger, what are you doing here? Stan invite me for dinner. He misses me.
She realize how boring I was.
Yeah. You know, they say if a domestic pig escape into the wild,
I threw up in the shower, and it didn't go down the drain,
but I was thinking it's time I teach you how to do some stuff on your own.
Oh, Stan. I hope you don't get lost in there.
That's why you're stress? [ Chuckles ]
Ray, I read your report from your time spent inside Buffy's brain.
Well, I guess there's nothing we can do except wait.
[ Groans ] I ate two boxes of shu mai.
You fell asleep at Roger's after you asked him to count to a million.
Stan, you might not be interesting, but you're definitely not boring.
I knew the kids couldn't be my buffer forever, but Roger was my ace in the hole.
Francine wants to spend the summer alone, just the two of us.
Did he have another ticker tape parade because the deli finally named a sandwich after him?
Actually, Stan, I'm teaching Roger to be self-sufficient...
Now let's go inside and talk.
Oh. Too soon, Roger. Too soon.
Wouldn't it be something if it was true though?
But how'd they figure it out so fast?
No, you don't get it. Francine and I haven't been alone together in 18 years.
Anybody else care for a go? It's super-fun.
Stan put me in here two days ago.
You need to talk to someone with at least one dog.
And I'll have you know that I've only called 911 once today, because some cholos broke in.
Ray, you had a wife? I always thought--
I don't know what I thought. I never think about you.
Just you and me getting to know each other all over again.
and now you'd like to cool down with some intergalactic iced tea.
a renegade space cop who struggles to keep his bipolar disorder in check.
That is, unless he's incapable of making a meal.
a renegade space cop who struggles to keep his bipolar disorder in check.
[ Groaning ] I feel awful.
Tell me something fascinating about you.
They're so impressed, they're bringing us straight to their women.
so I thought I'd bring you a juice to keep your immune system up.
Buffy, I understand you think I smell weird,
All I have to do is keep him weak and needy until the kids come back.
There's no guarantee you'll come out alive.
[ Francine ] I'm gross.
Francine, wait! It's dangerous in here.
I'm so proud of you, Roger.
we gotta shed these whities of tight and get ourselves some of those.
You know, Ray, this is highly experimental.
Not much. Just boring myself and this old broad.
and I'm having one of my famous 10-day periods. I have an idea!