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00:21:55
Seth MacFarlane
83
Stop them. The generalissimo dies tonight.
I'm waiting for my wrestling rager to go down.
and here I am getting the Mystic spritz all alone.
Stan, put my broach in the room safe.
[ Woman ] ♪ Goddess on the mountaintop ♪
Can you do my, um, inseam now?
My frat had a pimps and hos mixer.
Hey, dill weed!
We adopt new persona. Here, put these back on.
As you know, the dictator, General Juanito Pequeńo, arrives in the U.S. tomorrow.
but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I'll help you with the groceries in a minute, Mom.
This is Doug in chopper 2.
Yeah. Apparently, it's mating season for the-- the diarrhea seals.
Maybe too much rum. [ Gunshot ]
And you're one to talk, the way you sponge off me.
Now, the freeway in Dallas are horrible.
Was that today? Geez. I plumb forgot. I am so sorry.
Whoever mop them should be beaten with a hose,
You are my helicopter, and I swear to God--
I can't believe you sacrifice your helicopter for me.
That's mess up, Dad. Roger really wants to hang out with you,
but getting accidental mom forehead brush on your hangsters is going too far.
Well, what about-- Aw, forget it. I quit.
We adopt new personas. Here, put these back on.
As you know, the dictator, General Juanito Pequeńo, arrive in the U.S. tomorrow.
then his feet cut off, then shot and killed.
then tied up with said hose and throw off the roof.
You're such a Pollyanna. I bet you kiss prostitutes.
But you promise we'd go hiking.
It's been prove that men with mustaches...
- Wait. Where are you going? - Just stay in the car, and keep the doors lock.
Was that today? Geez. I plumb forgot. I am so sorry.
Just make sure this treaty-signing happen, Smith.
Whoever mops them should be beat with a hose,
but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardle-dangers.
Yes. It fits you perfectly.
There's obviously only one way to settle this.
Yeah. Apparently, it's mating season for the-- the diarrhea seals.
and he is definitely a Carrie.
I truly thought you wanted to go on a friends vacation with me.
Indeed it will, Steve.
See that Senor Smith leaves my country immediately.
and here I am getting the Mystic spritz all alone.
♪ ♪ [ Piano: Flourish ] [ Woman ] ♪ Sometimes I wonder where ♪
Finally. Wait. What is that you're wearing?
I mean, it's such a beautiful day outside.
Actually, what I really wanted was this.
Roger, I know I've kind of taken advantage of you lately,
- Come on, further. - [ Gags ]
Yeah, it brings the whole thing together.
You ever had any malt liquor?
♪ We're always proving-- ♪ ♪
This is like the millionth time you've used me,
We're having an unofficial meeting at an undisclosed location.
- are more persuasive. - That's preposterous.
[ Sighs ] The Chanel inaugural gown set...
Great. Now I have to get another imaginary job.
I'm gonna get accidental boob off your mother.
We're having an unofficial meeting at an undisclosed location.
Ugh! This is awful.
When da Vinci first conceived of it, he called it an "aerial screw."
than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day.
Look at the stupid pants I bought...
I'm okay!
Are you guys mad at me?
Breakfast was quiet without Roger this morning.
Oh, this is so exciting.
Wow. This hotel is amazing.
You'll enter the exclusive fraternity...
And Snot, in a dual role, plays both Sebastian and Flounder.