Name: Merlot Down Dirty Shame
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) baloney

Go tongue-blast his baloney hole!
2) headdress

That's a dukie in an Indian headdress. Racist.
3) mouthful

Boy, did you see a short giraffe with a mouthful of muffin?
4) chauffeur

Or-Or you could force me to be your chauffeur slave.
5) bartender

That bartender Mia told me where you'd be. She remembered you, Roger.
6) bathtub

without so many pubic hairs in the bathtub?
7) melon

a fruit cup, unless it's mostly honeydew melon,
8) tart

Wait. Can this be a dream? [ Klaus ] Who stole the tart?
9) lubricant

Two lubricant down this way, por favor.
10) hamburger

You're funny, man. Order me the hamburger salad.
11) sucker

Sure! And I'll throw in some sucker!
12) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
13) bastard

He's super fun, great kisser. Stan, you old bastard, get in here.
14) bro

Hey, bro, I wouldn't be too bro up about her.
15) jerk

What a jerk. We need to take him down a peg.
16) sausage

three sausage links, a cup of cottage cheese with a drizzle of honey,
17) burger

Yo, yo! I stopped for burger after I choked it.
18) toast

and a side of toast barely browned, closer to bread than toast,

1) perv

You perv!
2) betray

He's my best friend, and I-- I betray him.
3) choke

Yo, yo! I stopped for burgers after I choke it.
4) poop

By the way, Francine said she was poop, so she went to the spa for a mud bath.
5) shave

I shave. I'm here for our date.
6) remind

Hey, Stan. Just remind you tomorrow's our drive up to wine country.
7) steal

Wait. Can this be a dream? [ Klaus ] Who stole the tarts?
8) mess

[ Thinking ] No. I say we mess with Steve without using our powers.
9) trap

Help! We're trap in this elevator!
10) admit

So you admit it! You kissed Roger! What?
11) bend

Uh, get-get a little closer. You bend down kind of at an angle.
12) divorce

You don't have to get divorce and sell the attic...
13) wake

[ Muttering ] Hey, wake up! Can't you do that somewhere else?
14) bet

Anyhoo, I bet you decided not to tell Stan.
15) taste

I got you one. We can rate the wines we taste.
16) catch

I paid for the chocolates you got caught stealing at the winery.
17) decide

Anyhoo, I bet you decide not to tell Stan.
18) draw

because next to the name, I drew a butt taking a dukie.

1) barely

and a side of toast barely browned, closer to bread than toast,
2) perfectly

Yeah. You ruined a perfectly fine dress...
3) somewhere

I lost my wallet somewhere in this thieving town.
4) forever

Thank you, Roger. If we get out of here, we're gonna be best friends forever.
5) previously

[ Announcer ] Previously on American Dad.
6) exactly

This is exactly what we're talking about.
7) alone

Leave him alone, Francine. Roger's a true friend.
8) sometimes

Just like being around it. Study it, appreciate it. Use it sometimes.
9) finally

Play along. Finally! [ Grunting ]
10) especially

Not in my book. That makes it especially not okay.
11) almost

Steve, it's almost 1:00.
12) super

He's super fun, great kisser. Stan, you old bastard, get in here.
13) actually

Actually, I think he should know. Why?
14) kind

Uh, get-get a little closer. You bend down kind of at an angle.
15) along

Play along. Finally! [ Grunting ]
16) later

I mean, come on! Later, dumb ass.
17) far

Are we going too far with this?
18) fast

But don't drive too fast. I need about 15 for a little Steve time.

1) thieving

I lost my wallet somewhere in this thieving town.
2) sordid

- Really? - Yes, all the sordid details.
3) pubic

without so many pubic hairs in the bathtub?
4) lucid

It was more than a dream, Klaus. It was a lucid dream.
5) poppy

Also a heroin lover in case anyone wants to schedule a poppy tour.
6) drunken

But it didn't mean anything. It was just a drunken slip-up.
7) ridiculous

This is ridiculous!
8) dumb

Hey, Pinkerton, you're giving everyone an "A" on this dumb lab.
9) rational

Thinking's what rational people do.
10) remarkable

and buy something to commemorate our remarkable friendship.
11) drunk

I'm getting drunk off my ass. Very nice.
12) artificial

How clumsy of me. I'm still getting used to my artificial foot.
13) seasonal

Well, this'll be your fall secret. Seasonal secrets.
14) damn

Those damn Sweet Petes! You have any trouble with them last night?
15) romantic

Of course, it's no surprise. He's just not romantic.
16) stupid

I made a stupid, drunk mistake, and it'll never happen again.
17) okay

We're friends. It's okay to kiss hello. What's a kiss? Nothing!
18) alive

Stan, this is crazy. He kissed me, and then he buried me alive!

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