Name: The Return of the Bling
Released: 2018-03-08
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) fairground

That's why he playing the fairground. Me and you are going.
2) agitator

I'm telling you, I was the agitator, the enforcer, the goon.
3) enforcer

I'm telling you, I was the agitator, the enforcer, the goon.
4) mustache

Mustache courtesy of an L.L.Bean mannequin name of Frederick.
5) cheater

You lying, thieving cheater!
6) restroom

Excuse me. I need to use the restroom before we land.
7) underdog

But I saw these men, these underdog, rise up and beat the odds.
8) ointment

we sneak into the locker room and rub muscle ointment inside all the helmets, right?
9) funnel

You enjoy that funnel cake I got you?
10) bong

Get up! The time for beer bong is now!
11) scalp

So the next day on the ice, the guys started sweating and their scalp started to burn.
12) cul

And they inspired me to climb out of the cul-de-sac and make something of my life!
13) tad

Look, when Stan first told me, sure I might have been a tad upset.
14) sweetheart

Hayley Mills, America's original sweetheart.
15) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
16) steroid

And of course, I couldn't feel a thing because of all the steroid I was on.
17) spaghetti

and puts it in the spaghetti to try to get us a free meal.
18) cabbage

And my Cabbage Patch Kid, Woodrow, was born in the cabbage patch on September 1.

1) mispronounce

It's Legolas! You mispronounce it just to aggravate me.
2) impale

Well, landed in a tree, was impale on a branch,
3) tarnish

But then I decided if the good name of Chex Lemeneux is gonna be tarnish,
4) betray

Both my heroes betray me.
5) pluck

So we're at the restaurant and Ian pluck a hair out of my head...
6) fart

Where were you when I fart at Danny's wedding?
7) persuade

So he persuade us to look the other way.
8) sneak

we sneak into the locker room and rub muscle ointment inside all the helmets, right?
9) shrink

You shrunk it! I was gonna wear it tonight!
10) inspire

And they inspire me to climb out of the cul-de-sac and make something of my life!
11) slice

Who wants their neck slice open? [ Laughs ]
12) dare

How dare you claim to be one of the greatest men ever to walk this earth!
13) deserve

You're gonna get what you deserve!
14) overcome

Ronald Reagan became president and the U.S. hockey team overcame enormous odds...
15) survive

But Roger? If he survive, he'll meet us there.
16) cheat

You cheat!
17) steam

Ooh! I am steam, boy.
18) suppose

Yeah, I suppose heroes are just normal people who--

1) genuinely

I was too. I think he genuinely feels bad about this whole thing.
2) luckily

Luckily no one died but the pilot. What happened to you?
3) nowhere

Who needs to be invisible in the middle of nowhere?
4) forever

He's not one of my heroes. He's just been my best friend since, like, forever.
5) possibly

This could not possibly get any better.
6) normally

Good! I normally take my barber as my plus one.
7) alone

When will these idiots leave me alone?
8) finally

He finally seems to understand the difference between right and wrong.
9) outside

if someone wants to pretend to see my bus outside.
10) together

That's when the team gets together to reminisce.
11) ago

Just because he won a hockey game 30 years ago, he's suddenly your hero?
12) ever

How dare you claim to be one of the greatest men ever to walk this earth!
13) least

Shouldn't we spend at least two minutes looking for him?
14) always

You always get what you want, don't you, Helen? Bravo.
15) never

Oh, I thought you partook. Never mind. Boop! Press "delete."
16) again

Sorry again about the whole cheek thing. I didn't mean to--
17) second

Okay, first of all, say it, don't spray it. Second, I agree with you.
18) too

I was too. I think he genuinely feels bad about this whole thing.

1) luminescent

It's a fan blowing luminescent plastic strips.
2) unlocked

I sleep with my door unlocked and this just happened.
3) shocking

I have some sad and shocking information...
4) supportive

because your teacher thought you were trying to come out to her and wanted to be supportive.
5) upset

Look, when Stan first told me, sure I might have been a tad upset.
6) invisible

Wait, this turns people invisible?
7) enormous

Ronald Reagan became president and the U.S. hockey team overcame enormous odds...
8) precious

The Smithses takes the Precious from us.
9) excited

You're a little bit excited. You saw Reggie get a little loose today.
10) fake

How much did that fake sign set you back?
11) surprised

I'm surprised at Roger's attitude.
12) damn

"Hell, no! It's 150 degrees! Can I get a damn ice cube?" Um--
13) weird

I said it in a weird voice so your dad wouldn't hear.
14) loose

You're a little bit excited. You saw Reggie get a little loose today.
15) noble

But there's nothing noble about this.
16) sad

I have some sad and shocking information...
17) romantic

♪ She say I Mr. Romantic ♪
18) okay

in a half hour. So, Roger, you're okay with giving your medal back?

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