Name: Money’s in the Chase
Released: 2018-05-24

1) bellhop

Me and Florian and the bellhop have been working on it all morning.
2) suplex

A suplex! I can't believe it!
3) quitter

I'm a quitter?
4) curveball

- I know, it's kind of a curveball, but-- - No.
5) brawn

- Brains, beauty, brawn. Triple threat.
6) vag

Viking vag!
7) epileptic

- You are. You're like an epileptic. - Hey.
8) dentures

I will knock your dentures out.
9) leech

this liberal leech, this, uh, parasite on our economy?
10) barbarian

And the barbarian has taken the upper hand.
11) remission

Their osteoporosis is in remission, and they're on the attack.
12) tequila

Shot of tequila. Thank you.
13) poodle

They lived through the Great Depression, World War II, poodle skirts, menopause.
14) bourbon

Bourbon and despair.
15) paddy

and the rice paddies of China, respectively,
16) tad

I'll probably embroider these a tad, but, uh-- Whoa.
17) sweetheart

There's your crown, sweetheart.
18) bullshit

This is bullshit!
19) showdown

And now the final showdown for the first ever GLOW crown.
20) despair

Bourbon and despair.
21) bomber

That mad bomber has escaped her clutches.
22) loser

Zoya has read Fortune Cookie her fortune, and it said "loser."
23) perimeter

uh, pace the perimeter of the ring, both of you.

1) ghettoize

You've ghettoize my people, trapped us in an endless cycle of poverty.
2) pounce

Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie have pounce on their opponents.
3) prevail

Goodness prevail. Justice has been restored.
4) warn

-Be warn. She'll do anything to win. -Bah!
5) knock

but you knock it out of the park.
6) helicopter

Welfare Queen's stolen the crown, and she is helicopter Liberty Belle.
7) steal

Welfare Queen's stolen the crown, and she is helicoptering Liberty Belle.
8) deserve

Tonight, I take back what I deserve!
9) smell

Jesus! You smell like a distillery.
10) shake

I shook down the kid who brought it, and he sang like a canary.
11) trap

You've ghettoized my people, trap us in an endless cycle of poverty.
12) grab

The fever has broken, and Machu grab Welfare Queen.
13) cheat

Do you believe what President Reagan says? That I'm cheat the system?
14) restore

Goodness prevails. Justice has been restore.
15) shut

Hey, shut up. You weak, geriatrical-type person.
16) suppose

when I'm suppose to be directing a goddamn television show.
17) shoot

Shot of tequila. Thank you.
18) kick

the next minute you're getting your behind kick in the ring.
19) escape

That mad bomber has escape her clutches.
20) throw

♪ And if we threw it all away ♪
21) seal

My lips are seal,
22) deliver

He's this guy. He deliver pizza.
23) spend

She probably spent the night at Billy's.

1) backstage

You're the fucking title match. I mean, get backstage, get dressed.
2) nowhere

♪ When there's nowhere We can run to anymore ♪
3) literally

She is literally shoving her socialist welfare policy
4) definitely

I mean, definitely, you know, made it, you know, worse.
5) respectively

and the Ubamba province of Peru, respectively,
6) certainly

The Red Menace is certainly looking menacing tonight, folks.
7) exactly

Yeah, that's exactly what you said about Paradise Cove.
8) fucking

Well, mine was called "don't be fucking predictable."
9) finally

Finally.
10) almost

Almost done.
11) actually

I don't actually care about wrestling.
12) kind

- It's kind of deep.
13) soon

As soon as this is over, we gonna party. We gonna celebrate.
14) enough

America, you have turned your back on me long enough!
15) though

Lovely home, though.
16) far

And so far it's just insults.
17) together

She's getting back together with Mark. She's bailing on the show.
18) else

Does anyone else feel the need
19) ago

They needed that tape 20 minutes ago.
20) ever

And now the final showdown for the first ever GLOW crown.
21) always

And with her, as always, is her trusted GLOW-bot.
22) hard

No, I wanna stay and support the girls. They worked really hard.
23) never

If you'd told me you were my daughter, I would never have done that.

1) incan

Unbelievable! The Incan giant has won!
2) diabolical

some diabolical plan.
3) menacing

The Red Menace is certainly looking menacing tonight, folks.
4) crazed

and then following me around like some crazed fangirl,
5) paternal

-Oh, see, that sounded very paternal. -Shut up.
6) invincible

♪ We will be invincible ♪
7) victorious

I am victorious.
8) dang

She'll hijack this whole dang match if she has to.
9) stubborn

If she's anything like you, she's stubborn and confrontational,
10) peruvian

just a touch of the infamous Peruvian jungle fever.
11) overwhelmed

and no matter how-- I'm so overwhelmed.
12) shattered

♪ This shattered dream You cannot justify ♪
13) infamous

just a touch of the infamous Peruvian jungle fever.
14) lebanese

Beirut's signature move, the Lebanese Cannonball.
15) unbelievable

Unbelievable! The Incan giant has won!
16) predictable

Well, mine was called "don't be fucking predictable."
17) lame

This is lame!
18) nordic

out of this Nordic nightmare?
19) theatrical

It's theatrical. It's a glitter unibrow.
20) bored

Bored housewife in dress?
21) brave

Look at this brave American.
22) dumb

- I love you, but not that much. - This is dumb!
23) surprising

into a phoenix rising from the crowd, which is very surprising.

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